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Miss Collins: WHOEVER CAUSED THIS MESS IS GOING TO-

Carrie: It was me...

Miss Collins: ...Is going to be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance.

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Carrie: I got us matching friendship bracelets, and you say I don't care about our relationship.

Sue: These are handcuffs.

Carrie: Yeah, 'cause we're partners in crime!

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Carrie: You know, when I first met you I thought you were a real bitch.

Sue: What changed your mind?

Carrie: Oh, I still think you're a bitch. I've just grown to like that about you.

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Tommy: What do you think Carrie will do for a distraction?

Sue: She’ll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do.

*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*

Sue: ... or she could do that.

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Carrie: I think my guardian angel drinks.

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Carrie: So what are your religious beliefs?

Tommy: I think Pikachu would be a lot more powerful if he had a gun

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Chris: I know we’ve always had this unspoken rivalry.

Carrie: It's not a rivalry, you're just always mean to me. And it's not unspoken, you talk about it all the time.

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Tommy: Favorite horror movie?

Chris: It.

Sue: Annabelle.

Carrie: High School Musical. After watching it I spent all my middle school years terrified that the entire school would start singing something and I’d be the only one who didn’t know the lyrics.

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Sue: How are we going to get in?

Carrie: Don’t worry. I can use my powers.

Carrie, throws a brick through the window:

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Sue: You should drop the negative people in your life.

Carrie: But you are the negative people in my life.

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Carrie, reading a recipe: “Beat three eggs”

Carrie:

Carrie: At what?

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Tommy: What do you think Carrie will do for a distraction?

Sue: She’ll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do.

*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*

Sue: ... or she could do that.

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Tommy: I've already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them.

Carrie: This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.

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Carrie: When I get murdered, can you make sure I become an unsolved case?

Sue: wHat?

Carrie: I want to be on Buzzfeed Unsolved.

Sue: Can we go back to the part when you said "when I get murdered"?

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Sue: Carrie gave me a get better soon card.

Tommy: Oh, that was nice of her.

Sue: I wasn’t sick. She just thought I could do better.

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Sue: I can't imagine what Chris is planning. But I can tell you two things. I won't like it and it won't be legal.

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Carrie: *eating a cinnamon roll*

Sue: Cannibalism.

Carrie: *confused chewing noises*