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Chris: Get a boyfriend, Carrie. Damn.

Tina: Or a girlfriend! She's bi.

Chris: Damn, Carrie. No one wants you.

Tina: That's what I'm saying, like-- 😭

AU Carrie aftermath:

*everyone sitting wrapped in blankets outside the burned gym*

Carrie: Chocolate.

Chris: H-huh?

Carrie: You should've used chocolate. I don't think I would've been mad about that.

Sue: Or Nacho cheese.

Carrie: Ooh, yeah! Now I'm hungry...

Chris: 😐

Miss Collins: *feeling sick* Carrie?

Carrie: Yeah?

Miss Collins: Do you mind if I go to the infirmary?

Carrie: *confused* Um...sure..go ahead...why ask me?

Miss Collins: I dunno, just...you all have to ask me first so...it's only fair..yeah, anyway, I'm going...

Carrie: 😐

Miss Collins: WHOEVER CAUSED THIS MESS IS GOING TO-

Carrie: It was me...

Miss Collins: ...Is going to be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance.

Carrie: So what are your religious beliefs?

Tommy: I think Pikachu would be a lot more powerful if he had a gun

Chris: I know we’ve always had this unspoken rivalry.

Carrie: It's not a rivalry, you're just always mean to me. And it's not unspoken, you talk about it all the time.

Tommy: I've already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them.

Carrie: This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.

Carrie: I think my guardian angel drinks.

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