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@incorrect-chelley-quotes
Hey! It’s been a while. To be blunt, this side blog is… dead. Anyone wanna take over as the main moderator so I can leave this behind? I still like chelley, but I don’t ship it as much as I used to. I also don’t want to delete this either since this is somewhat considered a chelley goldmine. First come, first serve.
Glados (talking to Wheatley): the only reason you have a wife is because he’s easy to manage
Chell: NO HES NOT YOU BITCH!!
Source: Fruits Basket
Wheatley: “Wha— Chell??”
Chell: *tearing up* “It’s you…! You disappeared for four whole years… We didn’t even get to say goodbye, nothing!”
Wheatley: *stunned silence*
Chell: “I was scared… Worried…”
*Chell proceeds to punch Wheatley in the face*
Chell: “DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I MISSED YOU?!?!”
Source: The Cuphead Show
Chell: “I’ll never give up on love!”
PotaDOS: “Your ‘love’ wants you DEAD!”
Wheatley: *sinister grin*
Chell: “…Relationships are a series of peaks and valleys.”
Source: Saints Row 4
Wheatley: “Chell and I are a seamless team, anticipating each other’s actions. We’ll get the job done proper.”
Chell: *modestly* “I think you’re selling it a bit much, Wheatley…”
WOO, first thing I've drawn in over a year! My hand hurts... This concept may have been done before, but I haven't really seen much content of ENA and THE COLLECTOR hanging out and being buds.
Source: Dragonball Z Abridged
(Sometime during the trek down to Eaden while carrying Chell on his back)
Wheatley: “Hm, so this is what lips feel like. Buh buh buh, bu-bu-bu-bu-buh, brrrrrah brah bruh, brrrruh brrrrah brrrah! Oho, this is fun! Brbrbrbrbrbrbrbr—!”
Chell: *groans, weakly putting her hand over his mouth*
Wheatley: *disgruntled muffled buzzing of lips* “Brbrbrb.”
Source: Tumblr
Chell: *sigh* “I need some serotonin…”
Wheatley: *stands up, then sits back down* “I didn’t remember what serotonin was until after I stood up so I was seriously about to go and get you some.”
Source: Chicken Run
Chell: *holding him by the collar* “I should slap you in the face right now!”
Evil!Wheatley: “You wouldn’t… Would you?”
Chell: “Give me one good reason why I shouldn’t!”
Evil!Wheatley: “Because I’m… Cute~?”
Source: Big Bang Theory
Chell: “Don’t take Wheatley too seriously. A lot of what he says is intended as humor.”
GLaDOS: “Yeah, well, I don’t think it’s very funny.”
Chell: “Me neither, but he just lights up when I laugh~”
Wheatley: *grins, nose nuzzle*
GLaDOS: “…Moron, never let her go.”
Source: Teen Titans GO (Sorry everyone)
Evil!Wheatley: *before the boss battle* “I have a hunch that she’ll survive getting here.”
Derek the Turret: “How do you know that?”
Evil!Wheatley: “I know everything about her. Her favorite color, the type of music she listens to… Everything~” *dreamy sigh*
Derek: *stares awkwardly*
Evil!Wheatley: *snaps out of it* “BeeeeCAUSE SHE’S MY ENEMY!” *gets the bombs ready*
Source: I literally made this up
Rick: “So have you and Chell slept together~?”
Wheatley: “Oh, all the time! I love sleeping with her~”
Rick: “Ooh, give me the details!”
Wheatley: “I love the way we hold each other, she’s always resting her head on my chest, and she snores, but it’s the cutest little snore~”
Rick: “Oh. Yeah, sleeping. That’s what I meant…”
Source: Batman: The Animated Series
GLaDOS: “Any last words?”
Wheatley: “Just one… CHELL!!!”
Chell: *busts through the wall*
Source: The Amazing World of Gumball
Rick: “You’ve been hangin’ out with that pretty mute test subject a lot. D’ya like her~?”
Wheatley: *staring at Chell* “Chell…? Oh, no, no, I just like her as a friend~”
Rick: “Why are your eyes shaped like hearts?”
Wheatley: *dreamily* “Allergies~”
Source: Family Guy
Wheatley: *crying in the middle of the grocery store*
Employee: “Are you okay?”
Wheatley: “No! I came in with my wife, and now I can’t find her!”
Employee: “Aw, I’m sure she’s here somewhere. Come on, I’ll help you find her.”
Wheatley: “O-okay…”
Later
Employee: *over the loudspeaker* “Will Chell Chambers please come to the courtesy booth? We have a little gift for you~”
Wheatley: *holding a balloon, giggling*
Chell: *approaches with her groceries* “I’m Chell— Oh for god’s sakes, Wheatley.”
Wheatley: “Yay, Chell!” *hugs*
Source: The Cuphead Show
Context: They went on a late night hike into the woods and Chell forgot something back at the house.
Chell: “Just relax, I’ll be back before you know it.” *walks off*
Wheatley: *He’s shaking and whimpering. He hears a spooky noise and yelps*
Chell: *from the distance^ “That was an owl!”
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