Actual Things They Actually Said @incorrect-class-quotes - Tumblr Blog

Charlie: Once, I lost my ex at a party and found him hooking up with some random dude

Charlie: Last night, I lost Matteusz at a function and found him outside trying to befriend a stray cat

Charlie: ✨Upgrades✨

#class bbc #charlie smith #charlie x matteusz #matteusz andrejewski #yeah idk if charlie wouldve had an ex but i like this quote too much to care #bbc class #class dw #matti befriending stray cats if 100% true

Tanya: The Virgin Mary implies the existence of a Chad Mary.

Matteusz: Mary Magdalene.

Ram: Hold on I'm Sikh I have to look something up.

Ram, two minutes later: Okay that was funny.

#class bbc #Matteusz Andrzejewski #tanya adeola #ram singh #s: tumblr

Tanya: I don't watch Euphoria because if I wanted to watch a bunch of queer people making bad decisions I'd hang out with my friends

#tanya adeola #class bbc #bbc class #class dw #s: tiktok

Bunghole Squad Responding To Being Asked “are you a man or a woman?”

(based on this post)

Matteusz: No I just work here.

Ram: Wouldn’t you like to know, weatherboy.

Quill: That’s between me and God.

Tanya: I'll tell you for £100.

Charlie: Not to my knowledge.

April: Not until 5:30.

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#casually reppearing after months of silence whaddup

Ram: I put a little note in your bag to tell you that I love you.

April, opening her bag: This is a 10 page letter.

#ram singh #april maclean #class bbc #macsingh #ram x april #and he's valid!!

Ram: So this morning we were having breakfast together and I just looked up from my cereal and said, 'You know what I want to do today? I want to get married.'

April: I had just woken up, I didn't even look cute.

April: That's how I knew he meant it.

#class bbc #ram singh #april maclean #macsingh #ram x april

Tanya, chuckling: I keep laughing but inside my soul is dying. My entire personality is fading away, like water slipping through my fingers. I'm an empty carcass, a comic imitation of what I once was. An unholy caricature of the worst I can be.

Ram: Exam stress?

Tanya: I got 18 exams in the next 12 days.

Ram: I'm so sorry. Good monologue, though.

#class bbc #tanya adeola #ram singh

Matteusz: *eating a cinnamon roll*

Charlie: Cannibalism.

Matteusz: *confused chewing noises*

#class bbc #charlie smith #charlie x matteusz #matteusz andrzejewski

Quilliam: Can I keep the nightlight on?

Quill: And provide the monsters with a beacon to your location? Use your head, kid.

#class bbc #miss quill #andra'ath quill #andrea quill #quilliam

Tanya: I wonder what butterflies taste like.

Quill: They taste bad.

Tanya: How-

Quill: I ANSWERED YOUR QUESTION, THAT'S ALL YOU GET-

#class bbc #tanya adeola #miss quill #andra'ath quill

Matteusz: *laughs at something Charlie said*

Charlie, internally: This is great. I am going to get a good grade in having a boyfriend, something that is both possible to achieve and a normal thing to want.

#class bbc #charlie smith #matteusz andrzejewski #charlie x matteusz #marlie #s: twitter #*appears out of the darkness with a starbuck's* yo

April: You think I enjoy acting like a parent to all of you?

Charlie:

Ram:

Tanya:

Matteusz:

April: Okay fine, it's like crack to me.

#class bbc #April MacLean #charlie smith #ram singh #tanya adeola #matteusz andrzejewski #S: unknown #she's the mum friend

Quill: Fuck me if I'm wrong-

Dorothea: You're wrong.

#class bbc #andra'ath quill #miss quill #dorothea ames #quill x dorothea #class #time for this blog's bi-annual update ig

Tanya: Hey Ram, what colour are April's eyes?