[CLOSED] @incorrect-cyana-quotes - Tumblr Blog

Consider this blog closed. I understand I haven't been here in a while, and I should've made this sooner, but I'm sorry. At least I'm making it now. For a while now, making quotes felt more like a chore than something to do for fun. It was like a job without pay. It was nice to see the numbers scroll higher, but that seemed to be the only enjoyment, not the actual making of the quotes. I actually developed quite the ego, and would get sad when a post wouldn't reach a high number, when 100 to 200 notes is nothing to scoff at. This blog will stay up, but I won't post here until I find the motivation again.

People are able to submit quotes of their own! So if you have something in mind that you think is accurate, feel free to submit something!

Pat: If somebody got you, I would hunt them down to the ends of the world so they could face justice.

Cyana: If you asked, I would kill every person in this room without a second thought.

Eris, scared for the first time in her life: Y-you guys know that normal couples don’t say these things to eachother right?

#pmseymourva #moon elf cyana #anarchiceris #source: unknown

Pat: I’m so tired.

Eris: I’m so tired.

Pat: Stop copying me.

Eris: Stop copying me.

Pat: Why are you copying me?

Eris: Why are you copying me?

Pat: Because you’re super awesome!

Eris: Nope!

#pmseymourva #anarchiceris #source: miitopia

Cyan: Are we lost?

Chie: Not at all! We’re, um...

Cyana: Yeah, we’re lost.

Kevin: Ah, it’ll be alright. It always is.

Pat: As long as we keep moving, we’ll end up somewhere.

Eris: That’s... totally obvious and ridiculously unhelpful.

#ask the bmai cyan #chie #moon elf cyana #kevin #pmseymourva #anarchiceris #source: miitopia

Mugger: Hey old lady. Give me everything.

Eris, as an old woman: *pretending to have a heart attack* Call an ambulance! Call an ambulance! *pulls a revolver out of her coat and points it at the mugger* BUT NOT FOR ME!

#anarchiceris #source: commercial #shitpost

Airport staff: ma’am, do you have anything you’d like to declare today?

Eris: *starts sweating* uh no... *trips and falls* *hundreds of Kinder surprise eggs roll out of her pockets, jacket and briefcase*

Airport staff: GET ON THE GROUND NOW

Eris: but I am

*armed guards swarm around and pin her down*

armed guards: WHAT’S IN THE EGGS?!

Eris: I don’t know it’s a surprise!!

#anarchiceris #source: tumblr #submission

Eris: If you had 10 cookies and I asked for 5, how many would you have left.

Cyan: None.

Eris: Cyan, this is basic math, don't mess with m-

Cyan: I would give them all to you because I love you.

Eris, holding back tears: Gross. Absolutely disgusting. Get out of my sight immediately.

#anarchiceris #ask the bmai cyan #source: unknown

Eris, in a fake whiney voice: OH MY GOD SO MEAN! 🖕

#anarchiceris #source: the guy who didn't like musicals

(playing DND)

Eris, as the BBEG: Do you really think you can stop me?

Pat: Oh, maybe not. But you’re forgetting; we’re in a room full of magical artifacts. AND I DON’T KNOW WHAT ANY OF THEM DO!

#anarchiceris #pmseymourva #source: tangled: the series

Pat, planning to propose to Cyana soon, tries to send a picture of the ring to Eris, but accidentally sends to Cyana instead. This is how their convo goes-

Pat: Do u think Cyana'll like it?

Cyana: Oh I'm sure she'll love it.

Pat: rlly? U think so?

Pat:

Pat: oh shit

#pmseymourva #moon elf cyana #source: imagine your otp

(how Pat and Cyana started dating)

Pat: I can list so many reasons why no one wants to date me.

Cyana: Well I have a list of so many reasons I want to date you.

Pat: what

Cyana: what

#pmseymourva #moon elf cyana #source: imagine your otp