Trial By Fire

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[incorrect-dabisho]

Dabi: *sends a selfie of an empty movie theatre*

Dabi: Look at all the people that want to date you lmao

Shoto: ...

Shoto: Dabi, you're in the picture.

Dabi: Did I fucking stutter.

[incorrect-dabisho]

Dabi: FUCK holding hands when it's icy out! Hold my hand so that if I slip we both eat shit!

Shoto: I will honestly just take any excuse to hold your hand.

[incorrect-dabisho]

Shoto: I need life advice.

Dabi: *lighting up a tube of cookie dough like a cigarette* And you came to me??

[incorrect-dabisho]

Dabi: Hold the fuck up—

Shoto: What? What is it?

Dabi: No, I'm the fuck up.

Dabi: *collapses on top of him* Hold me.

[incorrect-dabisho]

-Moving In With Dabi-

Shoto: Thanks for helping me move, Midoriya. I wanted to get out of there as fast as possible.

Midoriya: No problem! Though, I have to ask, what did you do with that box of family photos? I swear I just set it down...

Shoto: What box of photos??

Midoriya: The— hey, do you smell something burning?

Shoto: *whirling around* WHERE'S DABI

[incorrect-dabisho]

Shoto: If I died would you miss me?

Dabi: It's cute that you think death is getting you out of this relationship.

Shoto: ...So yes 💕

[incorrect-dabisho]

Shoto: I'm going to tell you something. Don't freak out.

Dabi: Why would I freak out??

Shoto: I love you.

Dabi: ...I'm freaking out.

[incorrect-dabisho]

Aizawa: Why were you propositioning the villain?

Shoto: I find him attractive and endearing.

Aizawa: ...I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that.

[incorrect-dabisho]

-While Cuddling-

Shoto: Paper has six sides, but we can only use two of them effectively.

Dabi: The other four are for bloodshed.

Shoto: Ah, that makes sense.

[incorrect-dabisho]

Shoto: I'm in love with Dabi but I don't know what to do about it.

Midoriya: Just ask him out! The worst he can do is say no!

Shoto: You don’t know Dabi that well if you think the worst thing he could do is say no.

[incorrect-dabisho]

-At 4AM-

Shoto: What if the 'g' in 'gif' is silent?

Dabi: Go the fuck to sleep.

Shoto: What gif I don't want to?

Dabi: Fuck you.

[incorrect-dabisho]

Dabi: Petition to remove the 'd' from Wednesday.

Shoto: Wednesay.

Dabi: ...Not what I had in mind, but I'm flexible.

[incorrect-dabisho]

Dabi: Am I going too far?

Shoto: No, no, no. You went too far about seven hours ago. Now you're going to prison.

[incorrect-dabisho]

Shoto: I hate my last name.

Dabi: Get rid of it, that's what I did.

Shoto: You were supposed to ask why. I was going to say because it's not yours.

Dabi: ...

Dabi: Sho, we already have the same last name.

Shoto: I know. I didn't think this through.

[incorrect-dabisho]

Shoto: I think I'd like a partner that is sensitive and caring, someone with good morals—

Dabi: *fire and explosions and maniacal cackling in the distance*

Shoto: ...

Shoto: I want that one.

[incorrect-dabisho]

Shigaraki: You're obsessed with that Todoroki brat!

Dabi: What? No I'm not.

Shigaraki: Then why do you keep scorching D+S into the bartop with little hearts!?

Dabi: ...It stands for despair and suffering.

[incorrect-dabisho]

Shoto: Please, I'm begging you to go to a doctor.

Dabi: I'm sorry, is this our stab wound? Stay out of it.