Incorrect Danmachi Quotes

A blog for incorrect Danmachi quotes, because there isn't enough content on this amazing series! 

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Well, I know I’m pretty late in posting this, but better late then never, I suppose! I’m the creator of this incorrect quotes blog for the series Is It Wrong To Try To Pick Up Girls In A Dungeon, or Danmachi for short. I do not own or am affiliated with this series in any way

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Finn: Hey, Tione, can you help me with my zipper? Tione: Yeah, I’m on it! Finn: Tione: Finn: UP, Tione. Tione: Right, sorry. Force of habit.

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Naaza: I think I'm having midlife crises. Daphne: You're 18. Naaza: I could absolutely die at 36.

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Bell: Love your shirt. Hestia: Thanks! You want me to take it off and give it to you? Bell: What? Hestia: 'Cause I'll do it. I'll take everything off. Bell: Bell: Why do I feel like you're threatening me right now?

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Of course I have a lot of pent-up rage, you fool! I've been the same height since I was twelve!

Lili

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Lili: Isn't this a bit dangerous? Bell: Lili, please. We've been in a lot of unexpected predicaments before and we always escape unhurt. Lili: Bell: Okay, we sometimes escape unhurt. Lili: Bell: All right, we escaped unhurt once...then we hurt ourselves on the way home.

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Bell: Why am I helping you? Hermes: Because I’m manipulating you. That’s the way I get people to do things for me. Bell: Really? Hermes: Yeah. Bell: Wow, that’s awesome. How did you do that? Hermes: If you make my room really clean, I'll tell you. Bell: DEAL!

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Aisha: Who do you think would be easier to sleep with: Phryne Jamil or a Minotaur? Bell: Minotaur.

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Asfi: Since I'm going to be out for a while, I've left you all a complementary bowl of advice. Asfi: For instance, "Hermes, stop doing that" just applies to everything.

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Lili: I hate you with every inch of my being. Welf: That's not a lot of inches.

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Hesta, about her Familia: I know from the outside, it seems like we have everything together— Hephaestus: No, not really.

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Lili: You have no idea what I’m capable of. Welf: Don't take this seriously, but I feel like I’m being threatened by a cupcake.

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Bell, what happened in your childhood to make you believe that people are good?

Lili

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Hermes: I don’t want you to get mad- Asfi: Am I going to get mad? Hermes: ...Yes.

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Ryuu: Syr... If you see Bell, tell him I love him. Syr: Okay. If I see Bell, I'll tell him I love him.

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Riveria: You didn't even react. You need to react when people cry. Bete: I did... I rolled my eyes.

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Bell: Do you think that... Syr might like me? Welf: Like you as a friend, or like you as in this is gonna be the longest conversation of my life?