Incorrect quotes from Danplan

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Stephen: Name a more iconic duo than my fear of abandonment and instinct to self-isolate, I’ll wait.

Hosuh: You and I.

Stephen, tearing up: Alright

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Stephen: Ya know you shouldn't stay up so late-

Jay3: Time is an illusion. Nothing matters, God is dead

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Stephen: I spy with my little eye someone who needs to shut the fuck up.

Daniel: Is it me?

Stephen: It’s always you.

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Daniel: Can we talk about the email that you sent to the crew??

Jay1: It was a critical update

Daniel: It just says 'I'm back on my bullshit'

Jay1: People need to know

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Daniel: Here are your op-

Stephen: Murder, theft, or more murder?

Hosuh: Why must you be this way

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Jay1: I like your name!

Jay3: Thanks, I got it for my birthday

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Pau: I'm literally so mad at you right now. There's nothing you can say that'll make me forgive you.

Mona: I-

Pau: Okay I forgive you.

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Stephen: Don’t worry! Locks are my specialty! *throws a brick through the door*

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Ivu: when was the last time I asked you for something?

Jamie: Yesterday. You asked me to look into your ear to see if there was a lady bug in there.

Ivu: OK! when was the last time I asked you for something and IT WASNT A MEDICAL EMERGENCY

Jamie: Yesterday. You asked me to look into your ear to see if there was a lady bug in there.

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Officer: what are your names?

Jay1: Don’t tell him, Jay

Officer: [writing it down] Jay.

Jay3: Ugh way to go, Jay!

Officer:...

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Dan: no we're not stealing!

Jay: Why not? We already took him.

Dan: no Hosuh's a person he can do what he wants.

Hosuh: ...I wanna steal.

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Dan: Stephen! I’ve been looking for you everywhere!

Stephen: that’s funny, I’ve been avoiding you everywhere.

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Ivu: Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me.

Mona: throws a dictionary 

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Anne: Every odd number has an e in it

Dan: Anne its 3am

Anne: thrEE

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Hosuh: Dan, can you pass the salt please?

Daniel: If you insist…

Stephen: Daniel what the fu-

Dan:*throws Stephen *

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Stephen: WHO THE FUCK-

Dan: whoa language!

Stephen: Sorry, “WHOM” the fuck!?

Dan: NO!

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Hosuh: You’re a psychopath.

Stephen: I prefer the term “creative”