Chronicles Of Chaos

Chats of just a few of the many desi's on this hellsite. All these quotes are highly incorrect! Or are they....?

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Introduction

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Welcome to this blog of incorrect quotes we have created... using many of you guys!

There will probably be a variety of content on this blog in the future, but the main type of posts we make are incorrect quotes of real people who use this site and identify as a desi. Any relation of these quotes to real or fictional events is purely coincidental.

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Submissions

You can send a variety of things through the submission box, but the most obvious perhaps; is incorrect quotes of your own! Tell us stories, keep us occupied, pretty much the same as the ask box, but this one has more flexibility when it comes to attachments and word limits!

@mango-pickle @aadyeah @reddish-green-personality @paranoid--introvert @arrigatoroy @cipher-dorito @rosadiaz-givesme-bipanic @book-dragon-not-worm @ginasholtsoundboard @weird-u @do-gay-dont-be-crime @that-geeky-dude @sir-sleeve-ripper @psycho-mocha @krazykelpgarden @something--pretentious @an-adventureland @warmachinerox-with-an-x-all-caps @limp-wrist @sherlockisactuallyagaysname @didyouputyournameinthegobi @holding-infinity-and-a-book @stuckinthesuezcanal @dragon-slayer-fairy1 @dragoncreek319 @spookyscarykittycat @mazhaipilipiri @its-srishti-bitch @whythefuckdoiexist @starviki @klutzyfox @hey-got-any-grapes @glitter-and-popcorn @mydogisgaytoo

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Hind Khoudary’s husband left Gaza today, and she had the option as well, but chose to stay and continue reporting. We owe these journalists everything and they continue to put everything on the line to report on the genocide against their own people, against their families, against themselves. I still struggle to understand how western “journalists” see this and are comfortable continuing to serve as mouthpieces for the propaganda of genocidal war profiteers

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@aadyeah: dear Santa,

aadyeah: im writing to let you know I've been naughty,

aadyeah: and it was worth it, you nsfw judgemental bastard.

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Bringing this back

-Mod Chai

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Ahh you guys are back 😊

I was wondering why my dash was more chaotic than usual

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Delete this blog

This ask wasn't very chammak chalo of you

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@more-like-reyna : In Mangoball, BadBoyHalo is Quackity's biological father.

@aadyeah : What do any of these words mean?

Rey: Biological is relating to the school subject and father is the man in your house.

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i- lmao what's going on here

Chaos™️ ✨🎶🎆

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@herondalesunsetcurve : Teachers say reading is good for you, so get stuck in this one and prove them wrong!

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@aadyeah: dear Santa,

aadyeah: im writing to let you know I've been naughty,

aadyeah: and it was worth it, you nsfw judgemental bastard.

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Bringing this back

-Mod Chai

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an actual conversation between me and my best friend last night (she's red, i'm green)

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@haseendilruba: i literally don't care about anyone except like shawls maybe okay everyone else can rot in hell for all i—

@dilkash-o-dilnasheen: *gets a paper cut*

zee: *eye twitches*

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@maccharfucker, to @haseendilruba: please don't tell alooma i ate her powdered donuts

@dilkash-o-dilnasheen, walking into the room: im going to kill whoever at my donuts.....nick, what's that on your shirt?

nick: cocaine.

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@dilkash-o-dilnasheen: i consider myself a confident driver

@begaani: but you just ran over nachiketa

alooma: with. confidence.

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@warmachinerox-with-an-x-all-caps: are you awake?

@dilkash-o-dilnasheen: yea

@mablemora: you guys shh

@begaani: what's the meaning of life?

@haseendilruba: dude shut up

@its-srishti-bitch: guys be quiet simran's going to hear us

@maccharfucker: you guys wanna do some drugs—

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There's a live crab at the beach.

@amyrlin-of-starlight : Ignores it.

@user-with-a-name : Starts petting it.

@novalunosis : Starts talking to it.

@thegreatsaiyaman3 : Has an aggresive staring contest with it.

@tictaccc : Tries to eat it.

@thelastdream : Chucks into the sea.

Credit to @heyimboredtalktome :)

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* @amyrlin-of-starlight and @tictaccc sitting in a jail.*

@amyrlin-of-starlight : So, um, who should we call?

@tictaccc : I would recommend calling @thegreatsaiyaman3 since he's nearer, but I feel safer in jail :)

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@amyrlin-of-starlight : In two hundred years, homes would be haunted by our generation and exorcisms would include changing the WiFi password.

@thelastdream :

@amyrlin-of-starlight :

@thelastdream who had barred the door, locked himself in a safe, installed lasers to keep her out : HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE?!