Yet Another Incorrect Quote Blog

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Tubbo: Are you trying to get Ranboo killed?!

Tommy: ...My answer depends on what your opinion of him is.

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Wilbur: Tommy. Die.

Tommy, furious: Kill me yourself, dickhead!!

Tubbo: Tommy, he means the dice. It's your turn to roll.

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Tubbo: Having a gay friend is all fun and games until they have to take a picture of some mushrooms.

Aimsey, on the ground taking pictures: They're a FAMILY, TUBBO!!

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Tommy: Hey Phil, remember your house?

Phil: Of course.

Phil: Wait, what do you mean 'remember'?

Tommy:

Phil: Tommy what do you mean 'remember'?

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Ponk: My pronouns are they/them and I'm here to cause may/hem

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Purpled: Quackity?

Quackity, on the floor, tearing up: My fiances used to call me that

Purpled: Because it's your fucking name.

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Sam: I think you're perfect, Ponk.

Ponk, brightening: Even if I like ska?

Sam: Ugh, I forgot about the ska thing

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Ponk: I know I'm a little stupid, but that's like 80% of my charm!

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Tommy: You bitch!! You made Tubbo cry!!

Dream: Tubbo always cries!

Tubbo, crying: That's not true!!

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Bad, writing in his diary with a glitter pen: I fear I'm beginning to lose my humanity

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Ranboo: We didn't really have a proper wedding, we just went down to the courthouse on a Thursday.

Tubbo, dramatically: The judge sentenced me to life...with no possibility of parole.

Ranboo: ...You begged me to marry you.

Tubbo: That I did! ❤️

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Wilbur: I kissed Quackity.

Tommy: ...Wow.

Tommy: I owe Tubbo so much money.

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Wilbur: Just relax, be in the moment!

Tommy: I don't WANT to be in the moment, this is a TERRIBLE MOMENT!

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Dream: What are your pronouns?

Tommy: What's that?

Dream: Indicative but not exclusive to your gender identity.

Tommy: Stop swearing at me!

Dream, frustrated: I just want to know how to refer to you!

Tommy: My name is Tommy, bitch!

Dream: WILBUR! What are the blond one's pronouns?!

Wilbur: Oh, we use he/him. He doesn't really care though.

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Phil: What are you doing?

Wilbur, over a bag of Skittles: Ranboo only likes the green Skittles so I'm separating them.

Phil: Aw...that's so nice of you!

Wilbur: What? No. I'm doing this just to eat them all in front of him.