SFTH Incorrect Quotes!!!

silly blog dedicated to things the boys and their characters haven't said, but probably would if given the chance. drop me an ask or a submission if you've got any you want to see!

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HELLO!!!

i've had this sideblog for ages and still haven't done anything with it, but there's no time like the present!

this is an incorrect posts blog, themed around Shoot from the Hip and their sister channel Roll from the Hip!

all incorrect posts will be tagged as #incorrect quotes, #character name, #longform name/#game video name, #sfth/#rfth, and if i can find the source #source: insert source here anything else will be tagged #not an incorrect quote

i have a TON of posts already drafted up, so posting should be every two days to begin with, and after that we'll see what happens!

i also have asks on, so if there's any quotes you'd like me to use, please send them through (with the people you imagine them as, if possible! if not, don't worry, i can improvise)

(you can call me PB, btw. hi!)

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AJ vs Geography

Sam: Can you name a single city in Oklahoma?

AJ: Oklahoma City, bitch!

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As long as its not another buttercup…

Lord Langbrook: Rumpold, what do you value about Priscilla?

Rumpold: She's thoughtful. She picks flowers and bring them to me. Often they’re ones I’ve just planted, but...

Rumpold: That’s how I know they’re fresh!

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St Churnley's actually has a pretty good school counsellor

Monty: I don’t think the therapist is supposed to say ‘wow’ that many times during their first session with a client, but here we are.

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Jimmy's trying his best, trust

Clancy, at Doohickey: Me? I'm the bee's knees. But you? You're just…

Jimmy: Cockroach Ankles!

Clancy: Yeah-! Uh, what?

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Enemies to lovers, slowburn, 200k, eventual happy ending

John Jacob: Can you cut me some slack, Angel? I’m sort of in love.

Angelina: I’m sorry, but that’s really not my problem.

John Jacob: I’m in love with you.

Angelina: *blushes* Oh. That brings me in the loop a little.

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He is simply a vessel of the LORD!

Sam: Don't ask me what I'm talking about. I don't know, okay? I'm just the vessel. The message has been gifted. I've moved on.

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Masters in Shakespeare over here

Sam: Why are you talking to yourself?

Tom: It’s called a soliloquy, bitch.

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Brothers from Door you are so precious to me

Tommy: Johnny told me to stop being immature, so I told him to get out of my fort.

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In the midst of Tailor's Block:

Toby: I made lightly fried fish fillets for dinner.

Tina: Toby, It’s 1:15 am, what the fuck?

Toby: Do you want the lightly fried fish fillets or not?

Tina: Well, I mean yeah.

Toby: So come downstairs while they’re still hot.

Tina: Wait, you just made them?

Toby: Yeah, I wasn’t tired so I decided to make lightly fried fish fillets.

Tina: Say lightly fried fish fillets one more time, Toby.

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AGAIN

Kidnapper: I have your partner.

Head King of Glasgow Police: What? I don't have a partner...

Kidnapper: Then who just called me a lowlife bitch and spit in my face?

Head King of Glasgow Police: Oh my god, you have Scottish Robin.

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A weekly occurance

Strip Club Reggie: What did you two do?

Frankie: …

Donnie: …

Strip Club Reggie: You’re not in trouble, I just need to know if I have to lie to the police again or not.

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Boy-witch training involves a lot of mischief

Sandra: Grandson, how could you possibly have gotten into this much trouble in one day?

Jasper: It... It didn't take me the whole day...

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Cloud house my beloved

Clayton McGilligan: It's not like I try to blow things up, exactly. It just sort of happens. You've got to admit though, fire is fascinating.

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He died as he lived… Shirtless

Sarah: Oh no! I’m doomed!

Jean-Luc: Seriously? All you have to do is not insult Xavier at his own memorial service.

Sarah: Exactly! It’s impossible!

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This is what happens when you never let a boy outside

Hugh: I feel like I can be myself around you.

Inga: You’re weird and quiet around me.

Hugh: Yes.

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I'm sure you get this a lot, but I REALLY FUCKING LOVE YOUR PFP YOU'RE A GENIUS

aw thank you! i feel like the slay-j aura really adds to the vibe of the blog 😌

admittedly im pretty sure i nabbed him from a pinterest post so if anybody knows the original genius please lmk 🙏