GALXE Incorrect Quotes

Why am I making an incorrect quotes thing for a game that mainly has little kids for fans??? GALXE and MOONZ have been on my mind recently and it's driving me nuts. So incorrect quotes it is.

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Good Evening Avatar World!

Welcome to GALXE Incorrect Quotes! It’s exactly what it sounds like. Just a silly blog about a fictional K-Pop band from a children’s game. But it’s slowly taking over my mind.

This blog is by @topthrilltwindrill, everyone’s least favorite strata coaster with pseudo-Vocaloid hair.

Cast:

GALXE:

🤎: Sky

🩷: Lumi

🩵: Vega

MOONZ:

💙: Jet

❤️: Red

💛: Sunny

This is meant for ages 13+, despite the game in question being targeted towards younger kids. Only in my twisted mind would this occur.

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Lumi: I’m not a doctor, I’m a medic.

Jet: What’s the difference then?

Lumi: Well doctors actually save lives, medics just make you feel comfortable as you die.

Sky: Note to self: never get shot.

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Jet: Wakey-Wakey, eggs and bakey!

Sky: What if I suddenly decided I’m vegan?

Jet: Wakey-Wakey, vegetables and sadness!

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Jet: Man, they look like a real handful. How do you deal with them?

Sky, looking at her band mates trying to set each other on fire: I don’t know either.

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Temporarily Closing Asks

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Red: I tried to write “I’m a functional adult” but my phone changed it to “fictional adult” and I feel like that’s more accurate.

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goo goo gaga

Sky: No. God. Please. No.

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Sunny: It’s so cute! 🥰

Red: Jet says no more pets though.

Sunny: Damn it.

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Vega, to Sky: All right. Let’s tell each other a secret about ourselves. I’m going to go first - I hate you.

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Vega: What makes a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A stab wound.

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Sky: I need to dye my hair.

Lumi: …

Sky: or get another tattoo.

Lumi: …

Sky: Or a new piercing.

Lumi: Why?

Sky: To, you know, appease the mental breakdown gods

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Lumi: Like no offense to myself and all, but what the fuck am I doing?

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An obsessive fan of Vega: I would die for you!

Vega, probably skateboarding: Then perish.

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Sunny: Which country has the most birds? Portugeese!

Sky: That’s a language.

Sunny: Portugull!

Sky: Good recovery

Red: I think you mean good re-dovery.

Lumi: TURKEY. HOW DID WE MISS TURKEY???

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Sky: I haven’t slept in seventy-three hours

Jet: Eighty. Democratically elected leader of insomnia.

Vega: Bitch, it’s been ninety for me. I’m going for an even one hundred.

Sunny: You guys are fucking terrifying.

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Queue is refilled, but probably not for long.

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Sky: Should we turn off the questions?