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Santos: I’m a savage.

Garcia: You said 'thank you' to Siri.

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Santos: I dream of mean lesbians.

Santos: once I heard Garcia tell a patient ‘wisdom is chasing you, but you’re the next Usain Bolt’

Meanwhile, Garcia, across the room, talking to Dr Robby: HEY FUCKO, You’re not only physically repulsive, but you’re also intellectually bankrupt!

Santos, moaning: god i wanna marry her so bad

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Garcia (annoyed at something stupid a surgical intern did): Fucking Interns

Santos (or Walsh): You're the one fucking an intern

10/10

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Garcia: get home safe baby x

Santos, not used to having a girlfriend: don’t tell me what to do

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Santos: dada?

Garcia: do I LOOK-?

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Santos: now top me if I’m wrong but I’m pretty sure the sky is green

Garcia: there are easier ways to ask but I appreciate the creativity

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Santos: bite me

Garcia, eyes lighting up: bet

Santos: I…I didn’t mean it like that but I’m not complaining

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Santos: are you ready to commit?

Garcia: like a crime, or a relationship?

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Santos: baby, you do remember when we agreed we were better off as friends, right?

Garcia, naked in Santos’ bed: No, I absolutely do not.

Santos, taking off her clothes: Fuck... Me neither.

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Garcia: I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively.

Garcia: Santos asked me what the Spanish word for "tortilla" was once, and now I dream of kissing her under the moonlight.

Santos: hey baby…? What kind of animal is the Pink Panther?

Garcia, already taking off her clothes: God, trinity, you’re so fucking stupid.

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Santos: Cause you’re pretty and you’re smart, and you’re ignoring me so you’re obviously my type.

Garcia, who was distracted: I'm sorry- what were you saying?

Santos: Perfect.

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Santos: Go fuck yourself.

Garcia, smugly: Sure, but only if you watch

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Garcia: My hands are cold.

Santos: Here, let me hold them.

Garcia: My lips are cold too.

Santos: *covers Garcia’s mouth with her hand*

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Garcia: I feel like doing something dumb tonight

Santos: I’m dumb, please do me

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Garcia: As top in this relationship, I think we should-

Santos: hey! I can top too!

Garcia: …baby

Garcia: be so fucking for real right now

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Santos: Can I be your ophthalmologist? ‘Cause I can’t stop looking into your eyes

Garcia: my eye sight is 20/20

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Garcia: you can stab me just a little bit, as a treat

Santos: again it was an ACCIDENT

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