GhostSoap / SoapGhost

Captain & Lieutenant (original) Lieutenant & Sergeant (reboot)

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Gaz: You think you’ll ever get married someday? Soap: Not just someday. In exactly four years. But don’t tell Ghost; he’s still a flight risk.

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Soap: Ghost is like a candle to me. Gaz: Aw, because he’s the light of your life? Soap: No, uh, because I want to blow him. Gaz: Soap: Soap: Yours is much nicer, I feel bad now.

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Ghost, sarcastically: Oh, have I told you how attractive you are, MacTavish? Soap: No. Gaz: You told me he was hot. Ghost: No, I didn’t. Gaz: Yeah, I remember because you told me not to say anything in front of him.

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Ghost: I’m into dark humor. Soap, turning off the lights: Do you wanna hear a joke?

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Ghost: You want some tea?

Soap: Oh, say it again slower and with your pants off…

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Soap: You don’t have to be strong all of the time. You can lean on me too.

Ghost: [rests his head on Soap’s shoulder]

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Alex: Who is the more clingy one?

Soap: [sitting on Ghost’s lap with arms wrapped around his neck and face buried into his chest]: Ghost, obviously.

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Soap: [smiles]

Ghost: [puts on sunglasses]

Ghost: I didn’t know there were two suns.

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Laswell: You should do what you love.

Soap: [looks at Ghost and winks]

Laswell: You know that’s not what I meant!

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Ghost: Is that your hand on my ass?

Soap: It was an accident.

Ghost: Johnny, your hand is still on my ass.

Soap: It’s still an accident.

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Soap: I got a question for you.

Ghost: Okay.

Soap: Do you ever think about the future?

Ghost: Sure I do.

Soap: Yeah, am I in it?

Ghost: Johnny, you are it.

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Soap: You’re so great. I love you.

Ghost: What did you say?

Soap: Nothing. I said ‘you’re so great,’ and then I just stopped talking.

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Soap: Due to personal reasons, I will be sinking to the bottom of the ocean in a large metal box.

Gaz: Ghost said “I love you,” and you said “thanks,” didn’t you?

Soap: The reasons are PERSONAL!

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Ghost: Make the plan, execute the plan.

Soap: Expect the plan to go off the rails.

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Soap: Are you flirting with me?

Ghost: What? [scuffs] No.

Soap:

Ghost: But would you be interested if I was?

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Price: What are you grateful for?

Soap: Ghost’s di-

Price: [glares]

Soap: -eeeeelightful personality.