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inseong: hey, if i ask you a boy question, do you promise not to be weird?

youngbin: i promise

inseong: so there's this guy, da-

youngbin, firmly: you can do better.

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rowoon: alright, who has a plan?

hwiyoung: i have one

rowoon: you?

hwiyoung: i know i've done a lot of dumb stuff

taeyang: i witnessed the dumb stuff

chani: i recorded the dumb stuff

dawon: i joined you in the dumb stuff

youngbin: i tRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF

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Wooseok: it’s not illegal.

Officer, staring into the car’s trunk which is full of cupcakes: it’s just.....there’s so much-

Wooseok: but it’s not illegal.

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Hongseok: You've heard of elf on the shelf, now get ready for thot in a pot.

Hongseok: [throws a pot at Hyunggu]

Kino: [rolling up his sleeves] Get ready for bitch in a ditch.

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hwiyoung: your legs look great in those pants

taeyang: you should see me without them

hwiyoung:

hwiyoung: why would you take your legs off?

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hwiyoung: i have a boyfriend now

inseong: a boyfriend?

hwiyoung: [reflexively gives a panicked peace-sign]

inseong: tWO boyfriends???

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youngbin, gesturing to a bowl: since i'm going away and you won't be able to contact me for a while, i left a complementary bowl of advice.

youngbin, pulling out a piece o paper: for example, 'dawon, stop doing that!' applies to almost everything.

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zuho: treat spiders the way you want to be treated

inseong: killed without hesitation

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jaeyoon: if you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. if it bites you and you die, it's venomous.

dawon: what if it bites me and it dies?

inseong: that means you're poisonous. fuck's sake, learn to listen

zuho: what if it bites itself and i die?

jaeyoon: it's voodoo.

hwiyoung: what if it bites me and someone else dies?

rowoon: that's correlation, not causation

dawon, grinning: what if we bite each other and neither of us die?

rowoon: no-

inseong: that's kinky

chani: what?

youngbin: oh my god-

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fnc to dawon: what do you want for christmas?

dawon: a dragon

fnc: be realistic

dawon: more lines

fnc:

fnc: so what color dragon did you want?

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inseong, pointing at a shopping cart full of oreos and soda: that plus takis? what are we doing?!

jaeyoon, holding a bag of takis: living

inseong: no we're not, we're dying.

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Shinwon: Shout out to teen girls' rooms, covered from wall to wall with magazine clippings like they're trying to solve a horny murder.

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Joochan: Hyung, i got a pet snake! What should i name him?

Daeyeol: I'm sorry, you got a what now?!

Jibeom: William Snakespeare

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Wooseok: Hey, did you know that "thot" means "thoughtful person?"

Hui: Really? I didn't know this slang.

[later]

Hui: Thanks so much for helping me, Hyunggu. You're such a thot.

Kino, wheezing: I'm a WHAT?!

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i like to scream through the entire duration of horror movies so i can't be caught off guard.

Jibeom, probably

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Jinho: Are you okay in there?

Hui, crying in the bathroom: *sniffles* No

Jinho: Do you want to talk about it?

Hui: … Yes

Jinho, under his breath: Goddammit

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Jibeom: i'm a confident dancer.

Seungmin: you kicked donghyun in the face-

Jibeom: coNFidEnTLy😎