#incorrect kpop

[incorrectskzquotes]

Jisung, throwing his head onto Minho’s lap: tell me I'm pretty Minho, lovingly stroking his hair: you’re pretty fucking annoying, that's what you are

[hyunlix-lover4]

Felix: When I said bring me something back from the beach I meant like a conch shell! Hyunjin: Struggling to hold a seagull Fucking say that next time!

[incorrect-straykz]

chan: We're having a baby.

jeongin: Oh, congratu-

minho, slamming adoption papers onto the table: It's you, sign here.

[minsungincorrectquotes]

Minho: *hears a bang* Minho: *picks up Jisung and starts to run* Jisung: PUT ME DOWN!!! Minho: NO! YOUR TINY LEGS ARE DEFENSELESS!!!

[singgibanggipoongpoongbanggi]

Woozi: I know seungcheol that you think I like Hoshi a little but it's not true

Seungcheol: you literally doodled your wedding cards

Woozi: that was our joint tombstone.

Seungcheol: .... Oh

[minhosimthings]

No one:

Literally no one:

Skz and Ateez: oh no I'm so sad *hip thrusts* I am in woe *body rolls*

[jelllyjae]

Taehyun: I think public displays of affection are unnecessary.

Soobin: Totally. Keep it private.

Yeonjun & Beomgyu: walk past, holding each other dramatically like they’re in a K-drama

Soobin, loudly: Kiss again, I didn’t catch that angle.

Taehyun, louder: MAKE IT SLOWER

[str4ykin9s]

Minho: I'm not doing well

Chan: Why? What happened?

Minho: I have a headache that comes and goes

*Hyunjin enters the room*

Minho: There it is again