~Greetings~

Here are some iconic moments that have been overheard in the hotel. Whether reblogged or not, it's here.

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At The Zoo

Angel pointing at a lemur: Woah. What's that?

Vaggie: A-

Alastor: A fully figured raccoon.

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Katie: Tom lost feeling in his dick and he won't stop complaining.

Tom: yOU KEEP POURING COFFEE ON MY DICK. SUFFER.

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Angel: Talk dirty to me~

Alastor awkwardly yelling: THE DUST THAT YOU'VE REFUSED TO CLEAN UPON THE TOP OF THE PANTRY.

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Husk: [drops a glass] oH, fuCK ME-

Angel: Time, place, and how much ya' willin' ta' pay.

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Charlie while clapping: Two, four, six, eight! Why do people think I'm straight?

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"I wanted see. Lemme yoink."

- Probably Angel

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Angel: F is for friends, that you don't have-

Vaggie: U is for you annoy me.

Angel and Vaggie in unison: N IS FOR ANYONE IN THE WHOLE WORLD THAT I WOULD RATHER SEE-

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~Ask Box & Submissions.~

👁️‍🗨️The ask box and submissions have been opened. You can use them however you please. 

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Charlie: L, is for the way you look at me~

Vaggie: O, is for the only one I see.

Alastor: V, is for very very extraordinary!~

Angel: E, is for erection.

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Congrats on the HH merch, @vivziepop!! I'll be sure to pick up a hoodie and a shirt!~

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Angel: Hey, Alaster-

Alastor: Actually! It's spelled, "Alastor."

Angel: These are words we are speaking out loud, what's the fuckin' difference.

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I got one foot in the darkness and another in a Hello Kitty roller skate!

Charlie

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Charlie: Alright! Let's take a vote! Everyone close your eyes!

Husk: How are we supposed to know how many votes there are?

Charlie: Uhm.. we can just call them out!

Vaggie: We know each other's voices.

Charlie: Angel's got a point.

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Vaggie: Don't you have to be stupid somewhere else?

Angel: Not until 7.

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Charlie: Alright. One the count of 3, apologize to each other.

Angel: Mhm.

Vaggie: ...

Charlie: 1

Charlie: 2

Charlie: 3

Angel: ...

Vaggie: ...

Angel: Alright, now I'm disappointed in both of us!

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Charlie: It says to put in the cookies for 10 minutes at a 400 degree heat!

Angel: What about 4,000 degrees for 1 minute?

Vaggie: Don't.

Charlie: Is that a good ide-

Angel: hOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 S E C O N D

Vaggie: tHAT'S NOT HOW YOU MAKE COOKIES-

Angel: flOOR IT?

Charlie: anG-

Vaggie: ANGEL, NO-

Angel: I'M GOING TO HARNESS THE POWER OF THE FUCKIN' SUN TO BAKE THESE COOKIES

Vaggie: A N G E L , P L E A S E

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Angel: Speak French to me~

Vaggie: Now all I can imagine is someone screaming, "BONJOUR" at someone's crotch.

Angel: HON HON HON, TITTY CROISSANT

Vaggie: [wheezing] tITTY CROISSANT

Charlie: You shouldn't be allowed to have sex.