heather chandler can step on me

a dumb heathers quotes blog. icon by bombboi

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hey i’m gonna try to clean up this blog a bit so uh. i’m gonna start adding sources to the quotes!! that’s something that i should’ve done from the beginning but i’m an idiot fdhjfhfh

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Veronica: hello fellow bastards of monday

JD: God Won't Let Me Die

Veronica: that's the spirit

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Veronica: If you could change your name what would you change it to?

JD: Forty exclamation points in a row and it's pronounced like a person screaming

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Veronica: What state do you live in?

Heather Mcnamara: Constant anxiety

JD: Denial.

Heather Chandler: Perfection

Heather Duke: Ohio

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on that note, i'm back into heathers at the moment

i may try to bring this blog back and be a little more active, though i can't guarantee it.

so uh

if you have any quotes to submit, or want to send an ask or whatever, now would be a great time to do it!!

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ok so i rewatched heathers for the millionth time, and so i decided to check up on this blog and just

god

why

all of these posts that i made are so ba d

why does this have to be the only blog of mine that gets noticed??

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i’ve come back from the dead just to say: this blog suCKS ASS AND SHOULDN’T HAVE OVER 1,400 FOLLOWERS

thank u for ur time, i’m gonna go continue to be completely dead

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OH OH GOD WHY

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So, as you guys can probably tell, this blog is pretty inactive. And I think I might add other mods. So if you’d like to be a mod, and you’ll actually post regularly, I’d be happy to add you as a mod!!

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This is actually the best blog around?? Great job 👌🏻👌🏻

Wowie! :0I'm so glad that you think that!This blog got way more popular than I thought it would and I'm so happy that people actually like it! :00

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O gee This blog has 500 followers o gEE Okok so I haven’t been active that much, but I’ll try to fix that!

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You know it’s funny, you call people gay when you play football, a sport where you wear skin tight pants, roll all over each other and chase balls. That’s pretty gay in my opinion.

JD, talking to the jocks

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O wowie This blog has 102 followers now Aaaaaaa thank you all I love you guys so much AAAaaaAa 💞

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I'm so sorry for the spam but this is officially my favorite blog like 👌👌👌👌

AaaYou don't know how happy it makes me to know that someone actually likes this blog

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JD: So. Who broke it?

JD: I’m not mad. I just want to know.

Veronica: I did. I broke it-

JD: No. No, you didn’t. Heather?

Heather Duke: Don’t look at me. Look at Heather.

Heather McNamara: What?! I didn’t break it.

Heather Duke: Huh. That’s weird. How did you even know it was broken?

Heather McNamara: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken.

Heather Duke: Suspicious.

Heather McNamara: No, it’s not!

Ram: If it matters, probably not... Martha was the last one to use it.

Martha: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!

Ram: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Martha: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Ram!

Veronica: Alright let’s not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it-

JD: No. Who broke it?

Martha: Heather's been awfully quiet…

Heather Chandler: rEALLY-

*UNINTELLIGIBLE ARGUING*

. . .

JD: I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

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I started this blog around a week ago and it already has 74 followers what is this

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Heather Duke: I refuse to be polite.

Heather Duke: Or heterosexual.