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My girlfriend sneezed and I accidentally said ‘shut the fuck up’ instead of ‘bless you’.

Juven (about Asteria)

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Have you ever looked at an authority figure in your life and thought ‘wow, I respect a well-grilled hot dog more than I respect you’?

Magda (about Grand Duke Bavlenka)

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Christie: We need to cut down on expenses. What can we do without?

Zoe: Probably Balfey

#christie #zoe #helix waltz #incorrect helix waltz #source: unknown*

(Juven, in Magda’s house)

Magda: What the hell are you doing here?

Juven: I could ask you the same question.

Magda: I live here!

Juven: I should ask a different question.

#magda #juven #helix waltz #incorrect helix waltz #source: unknown*

Gocheau: I just want this to be over

Shatina: Want what to be over?

Gocheau: *gestures vaguely*

#gocheau #shatina #helix waltz #incorrect helix waltz #source: unknown*

Tutor: If you had two sacks of gold and asked your father for two more sacks of gold how many sacks would you have?

Lou: Two sacks

Tutor: You don't know maths

Lou: You don't know my father

#lou #helix waltz #incorrect helix waltz #source: unknown*

Motiti: And I’m going to cook dinner!

Biggus: You? You’re going to cook?

Motiti: I'm a great cook... In theory... I mean I've eaten a lot. How hard can it be?

Biggus: ... You're going to burn the house down.

#motiti #biggus #helix waltz #incorrect helix waltz #source: unknown*

I do nothing and I find myself showered with attention. It seems that is the destiny I was born to

Randall

#randall #helix waltz #incorrect helix waltz #source: arslan senki

Random noble: so what do you do?

Magda: *thinking about everything she does for the patron*

Magda: Suffer

#magda #helix waltz #incorrect helix waltz #source: unknown*

Magda: I'm too hot!

Carlos: Maybe you shouldn't be wearing your coat in the middle of summer. Just a thought.

Magda: ... you are useless

Shatina, across the tavern: Hot damn!

Magda: Thank you!

#magda #carlos #shatina #helix waltz #incorrect helix waltz #source: unknown*

Zoe, lying: I know to kill a man with my thumb

Tilla, telling the truth: Who doesn't?

#zoe #tilla #helix waltz #incorrect helix waltz #source: house

It is very, very important to be well rested. If you are going to win [a beauty contest], you will need all of your energy. And if you are to lose, you might as well look fabulous, which means no bags under your eyes.

Eliza, to Magda

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Sulla I get, humans are crazy

Alan

#alan #helix waltz #incorrect helix waltz #source: supernatural

I asked for the Pink Gentleman’s romantic advice because he has the most successful relationship of anyone I know, which, honestly, is still a mystery to me. Like, was it a hypnosis accident or something, where they put Asteria under and made her fall in love with him and never said the magic word to snap her out of it? Like, if I say “nutmeg,” will she wake up and start screaming?

Gonzalo

#gonzalo #helix waltz #incorrect helix waltz #source: parks and rec

Juven: I admit, some mistakes were made

Nyx: Murders. Some murders were made

#juven #nyx #helix waltz #incorrect helix waltz #helix waltz spoilers #i guess???#this is based on that one bit in chapter uhh 9?#source: teen wolf

Magda: Isn't that unethical?

Juven: No!

Magda: "unethical" means "morally wrong"

Juven: Oh... then... yes

#magda #juven #helix waltz #incorrect helix waltz #source: the weekenders

Magda: I have made the decision to trust you

Blackglove: A horrible decision, really

#magda #blackglove #helix waltz #incorrect helix waltz #source: tangled

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