hippo campus, but incorrect

incorrect hippo campus or, things they probably would say reposts/reblogs with credit okay

[incorrect-hippo-campus]

whistler: [pokes head into room] yo, do you have a brush for the shower?

zach: yeh. bottom drawer, black.

whistler: thanks! [leaves room]

whistler: [shouts from bathroom] z, this is a hairbrush.

zach: yes?

whistler: i meant a scrub brush! to clean the shower!

zach: oh!

zach: i dunno. good luck.

—

source: oc

[incorrect-hippo-campus]

zach: can i ask a dumb question?

jake: better than anyone i know.

zach:

zach: ok but is that a yes or no—

—

insp: verycorrectjatp

[incorrect-hippo-campus]

brit: how do i politely say i want to club someome with a brick?

zach: “one such as myself wishes to accent your facial presence with a geometric collection of natural minerals.”

brit:

brit: okay, that was beautiful.

—

source: insert-original-lu-sideblog-name

[incorrect-hippo-campus]

jake: we all have a head, a body, a neck, and a sound hole, so technically we are all guitars.

nathan: please shut up.

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source: incorrectquotesideas

[incorrect-hippo-campus]

nathan: you know what they say–

whistler, clueless: no, what do they say?

nathan: you should know.

whistler, a little bit more aggressively: but i don’t.

nathan: but you should.

whistler: just tell me what they say!

nathan: you know what they say!

whistler, heatedly: but i don’t!!

nathan, fed up: but you should!!

whistler: tell me!

nathan, not even knowing what they say anymore: noOo…

decarlo, sick of this shit: you’re both idiots.

—

source: kakagai-gaikaka

[incorrect-hippo-campus]

jake: what would the chef recommend?

employee: sir, this is a mcdonald's.

—

source: quotes-of-various-fandoms

[incorrect-hippo-campus]

zach: sometimes the entire hippo campus fanbase will ask me 'what do you think you’re doing?' but that just means stop. they don’t actually want to know my thought process.

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source: incorrect-lotr-trash

[incorrect-hippo-campus]

decarlo: what’s the worst decision you’ve made while drunk?

zach: not to brag, but i don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions.

—

source: batshitferalquotes

[incorrect-hippo-campus]

nathan: in the name of the father, son, and holy ghost—

whistler: head shoulders knees and toes

jake: TURN UP YOUR NOSE AND STRIKE THAT POSE

zach: hEEYYYYYY m a c a r e n a

decarlo:

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source: incorrect-scp-cb-quotes

[incorrect-hippo-campus]

whistler: is anyone else scared?

jake: not really. i’ve already lived longer than i expected.

—

source: hogwartshousefriends

[incorrect-hippo-campus]

nathan: are leaves called leaves because they leave the tree?

zach: do they even want to leave, though? what if the tree MAKES them leave?

brit: i am begging you two to talk about literally anything else.

—

source: sparklingdocta

[incorrect-hippo-campus]

whistler: i didn't log on here to be bullied!

nathan: where do you usually go, then?

decarlo: i'll meet you in the dms!

—

source: mine

[incorrect-hippo-campus]

whistler: where do pirates get their hooks?

zach:

decarlo, sighing: i don’t know, where?

whistler: secondhand stores!

[silence]

decarlo: shut the fuck—

—

inspiration: reddit

[incorrect-hippo-campus]

jake: fuck, you’re so clingy!

zach:

zach: this is MY bed.

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source: damieclayton