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Jake: I don’t think we can mansplain, manipulate, malewife our way out of this one, boys.

Zach, cracking his knuckles: Manslaughter it is then

#incorrect quote #source: tumblr #hippo campus #espo #turntan

morosegirl

i am never recovering from this, hippo mutuals how do we feel

#yes this is the band I picked to be my favorite #hippo campus #video

morosegirl

#and that’s all i have to say about that #hippo campus #lp3

💖✨them✨💖

From Brit’s Twitter

#not a quote #pic #whistler allen #decarlo jackson #I want whatever they have

Whistler: Is there a hall of fame for this sort of stuff?

Jake: Yes. It’s called prison

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Nathan: Are you ready for your birthday surprise?

DeCarlo: Wow that’s a big cake

DeCarlo: …Whistler’s inside of it isn’t he

The cake: No…

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Whistler (grey): *to Zach* Do you think you could catch a frog today?

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Jake: Guys, have I ever put you in a dangerous situation?

Whistler: Almost certainly

Jake: Well then you should be used to it

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Nathan: Ow! My armkle!

Whistler: Your what?

Zach: His wrist

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Whistler: There are no snacks left in the kitchen

DeCarlo: I’m literally right here

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Zach (blue): I saw a graphic novel of the great Gatsby at Barnes and Noble today

Nathan (grey): Omegalul

Zach: Never say that again

Nathan: Abaidjshkala

Zach: #bottom

Nathan: HEY

Zach: Lolll

#incorrect quote #source: original #hippo campus #espo #stitches

Zach (grey): I hav eggs fucking sa’da

Zach: I’m sad

Whistler (blue): Hahahhaha

Whistler: What

Zach: :((((( much

Whistler: Ok

Whistler: I hav eggs fucking sa’da too

#incorrect quote #source: original #hippo campus #espo #beans #mine

Jake: Must be hard not having a sense of humor

Zach: I have one

Jake: I’ve never heard you laugh at something I’ve said before

Zach: We’ll I’ve never heard you say something funny

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DeCarlo: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives

Whistler: I wake up at 4:30 am

DeCarlo: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives

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Nathan: You fuckers don't know about my knife stick. It's a knife glued to a stick and it's the ultimate weapon

DeCarlo: Spear

Nathan: Blocked

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Whistler (grey): The frog emoji is shit I want a better one

Nathan (blue): Ok

Nathan: Sorry I can’t do that for you

Nathan: I’m reading about war bonds

Whistler: Yikes

Nathan: Fun stuff

#incorrect quote #source: original #stitches #beans #mine #texts #hippo campus

nickyandmikey

when two musicians sing into the same microphone and lean in very close to each other... like omg are you guys gonna kiss now to relieve the homoerotic tension?😳

nickyandmikey

THIS IS NOT ABOUT ONE DIRECTION I DON'T KNOW WHO THIS "HARRY" PERSON IS GO WATCH BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN AND CLARENCE CLEMONS KISS ON STAGE RIGHT NOW

irrelevantlyvalid

op is the only valid person i’ve ever met. everyone else needs to come to the light

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