incorrect hizzie

incorrect hizzie posts! some other characters, dynamics & pairings may appear from time to time but it’ll mostly be hizzie :)

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Hope: Holy shit, did you just say you love me?

Lizzie (panicking): I say “I love you” all the time. (looks around and spots Ethan) I love you, Ethan!

Ethan: Aww, I love you too.

Lizzie: See? It means nothing.

Ethan: Hey!

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Ben: Don’t say a word.

Jed: Fergalicious.

Ben: I said don’t say a word!

Jed: Oh, I see how this works. Two weeks ago when we’re playing Scrabble it’s not a word. Now suddenly it is a word because it’s convenient for you!

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Ethan: I can’t mansplain manipulate manwhore my way out of this one, boys.

Ethan: Manslaughter it is!

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Hope: I’m going to die tonight.

Lizzie: Don’t be so dramatic! You’ll get through whatever it is.

Hope: No like I’m literally going to die tonight.

Lizzie: Oh... good luck?

Hope: (glares)

Lizzie: What am I supposed to say to that Hope?

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Monster!Clarke: I have to come kill you, Lizzie Saltzman.

Lizzie: Hold on, let me ask Hope.

Monster!Clarke: It’s not a choic-

Lizzie: She said no.

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Hope: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.

Cleo: I think you mean cards.

Hope: No, I do not.

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Lizzie: Hope just texted me.

MG: Well, then respond.

Lizzie: Not now, I’ll look too desperate.

MG: You’re literally married to her?

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Landon: From now on, we will be using code names. You can address me as Eagle One.

Landon: Hope, code name Been There, Done That.

Landon: Josie is Currently Doing That.

Landon: Cleo is It Happened Once In A Dream.

Landon: Ethan, code name If I Had To Pick A Dude.

Landon: Lizzie is Eagle Two.

Lizzie: Oh thank god.

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Hope: I DO WHAT I WANT!

Josie: I’m calling Lizzie.

Hope: No, wait don’t-

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Hope: There’s only one thing worse than dying.

Hope: (tears paper off to reveal “Lizzie dying”)

Landon (gasping): Lizzie.

Hope: NO!

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Lizzie’s Co-worker: So how are you and the girlfriend doing?

Lizzie: Oh.. we’re no longer dating. Hope’s my ex-girlfriend now.

Hope: I told you to stop introducing me like that!

Hope (turning to the co-worker): Hi, I’m Lizzie’s wife.

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Kaleb: I care about all of my children equally.

Rafael: The others and I were attacked while you were away.

Kaleb: IS MG OKAY???!!!

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Hope: Can I tell you something? Don’t freak out.

Lizzie: What makes you think I’ll freak out?

Hope: I love you.

Lizzie: I’m freaking out.

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Josie: I bet you’re wondering why I called you in today.

Josie: It’s because we need to have a discussion about how some people in this room aren’t getting along with other people in this room.

Lizzie: Why are you being so vague? Landon and I are the only ones here.

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Cleo: So is this thing between Hope and Lizzie supposed to be a secret?

Jed: Hardly. The only people who don’t know Lizzie loves Hope are Lizzie and Hope.

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MG: I’m getting us fake IDs.

Kaleb: To drink?

MG: To vote!

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Lizzie: Hope, it’s too dangerous to go alone, here take this-

Hope: You’re just holding out your hand.

Lizzie: Exactly.