#incorrect hizzie

[whyislenaluthorsohot]

Lizzie: *Gently taps table*

Hope: *Taps back*

Josie: What are they doing?

Penelope: Morse Code

Lizzie: *Aggressively taps table*

Hope: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-

[incorrect-hizzie]

Hope: Holy shit, did you just say you love me?

Lizzie (panicking): I say “I love you” all the time. (looks around and spots Ethan) I love you, Ethan!

Ethan: Aww, I love you too.

Lizzie: See? It means nothing.

Ethan: Hey!

[antisocialshoe]

Hizzie as text posts (i was bored)

[unholyhelbig]

Hope: is that a dead body?

Lizzie: maybe?

Hope: it is. I can literally see it right in front of me.

Lizzie: I’ll clean it up before dinner

[whyislenaluthorsohot]

Lizzie: BE A BETTER PERSON!

Hope: WHY?!

Lizzie: BECAUSE SOMEONE NEEDS TO HAVE MORALS IN THIS RELATIONSHIP AND IT SURE AS FUCK AIN"T GONNA BE ME SWEETHEART!

[whyislenaluthorsohot]

Landon: Hope has gray eyes, right?

Lizzie: Hope’s eyes are blue with a hint of green when the light hits just right.

Landon: And when was the last time she smiled?

Lizzie: This morning at 9:03 am.

Landon: Right, and what’s my last name?

Lizzie:

Landon: What’s my last name, Lizzie?

[whyislenaluthorsohot]

Penelope, talking about Lizzie: Why don’t you go talk to her?

Hope, sarcastically: Oh. Yeah, sure.

Penelope: What? So you go tell her she’s cute, what’s the worst that could happen?

Hope: She could hear me

[whyislenaluthorsohot]

Hope and Lizzie: *fight to the death*

Penelope: look at them

Penelope: married.