Incorrect Hololive

[asks: open! | submissions: open!] Incorrect Hololive quotes, and maybe the occasional *actual* quote from them.

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Baelz: I hate when IRyS says, “Are you even listening to me?”

Baelz: It’s such a random way to start a conversation…

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Hakka: Uh… Bettel, what are you doing?

Bettel: gonna challenge Polka-senpai to a duel. gonna call it clown on clown violence.

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Bae: Sooo uh, how you feeling after drinking that Subway smoothie?

Kronii, facedown on the floor: like death is trying to contact me about my cars extended warranty

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Chloe: I know you think my judgement's clouded because I like Lui a little bit.

Iroha: You doodled your wedding invitation.

Chloe: No, that's our joint tombstone.

Iroha: My mistake.

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Ame: I need attention.

Kiara, hugging Ame: There, there.

Ame: …

Ame: I appreciate the love, Kiara. But I meant medical attention. I got stabbed.

Kiara, pulling back to see Ame’s blood on her shirt: Oh, sorry.

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Kronii: Have you seen a person named 'Nanashi Mumei' around here?

Fauna: Ugh, yes. She made a horrible mess of the blood fountain.

Baelz: It looks fine to me?

Fauna: IT USED TO BE WATER!!!

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Ina: Is this some kind of dream?

The Ancient Ones: This is a dream come true. You have been blessed with unfadherable power.

Ina: What kind of power?

The Ancient Ones: Unfadherable-

The Ancient Ones: It’s unf-

The Ancient Ones: Without fathom.

Ina: Whoa…

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Botan: You’re drunk.

Lamy: Correction: drinking. Present tense. Grammar, Botan.

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Bae: There is a strict “no pets” rule in the office, unfortunately.

Bae: That does not include Kronii’s high horse, which makes regular appearances.

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Kronii: It's a beautiful day!

Kronii: But not as beautiful as me.

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Kiara: Man I really love booba

Calli: …You mean boba?

Kiara: That too

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Mumei: Why are you standing on a chair?

Kronii: I live here, you know. I can stand wherever I want, thank you very much.

Mumei:

Mumei: Where’s the spider?

Kronii: It’s under the table, please get it for me. Please.

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Mumei, holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

Mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

Mumei cocking the gun, tears streaming down her face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

Kronii pointing at scene: Hey Fauna? What the FUCK does this mean?

Fauna: Decay exists as an extant form of life

Kronii: That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day

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Iroha: If our plan goes poorly, where should we meet up?

Lui: The afterlife, I suspect.

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J-Chad: Did you know I failed the COVER Corp. safety course?

A-Chan: What happened?

J-Chad: Well, one of the questions was, “In the event of a fire, what steps would you take?”

J-Chad: Apparently, “fucking large ones” was not the right answer.

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Mumei: The candy I’m about to eat is partially unwrapped. So, if I pass out or start saying weird shit, I’ve probably been either drugged or poisoned. Wish me luck, guys

Selen: I bet ten bucks that shit is drugged

Zeta: Twenty bucks and I say it’s poisoned

Kronii: You will both owe me your lives if she ends up in the hospital

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Moona, to her niece on her first day of school: …And that’s why on the first day, you have to beat up the biggest one in the yard.

Iofi: Moona, that’s prison.

Moona: Only if you let it be.