Incorrect Hunter x Hunter Quotes

Everything here was said by someone else... Except Hisoka. He probably said everything at one point. Submissions are always welcome. If you know the correct source of a quote feel free to speak up and message the blog. 

[dyingroses]

Hisoka: I love you Illumi: your problem

[dyingroses]

Zeno: *hands baby illumi back to Kikyo*

Illumi: *stops crying*

Zeno: Ahhh, the magic touch

Kikyo: Magic has got nothing to do with it, I ate the placenta raw *to Illumi* and ❤️ he ❤️ knows ❤️ it ❤️

[dyingroses]

Hunter x Hunter + text posts

[dyingroses]

(Hunter x Hunter) + text posts = JOY

[dyingroses]

Hisoka: Crazy how through all of this I'm still horny. The human spirit is truly unbreakable.

[dyingroses]

Hunter x Hunter + text posts and stuff

[dyingroses]

Hunter x Hunter + text posts

[machinecatgirl]

your brain!

[dyingroses]

“Whose goddamn baby is this?”

— Chrollo, reuniting with his team and seeing 10 yro Kalluto

[dyingroses]

Hunter x Hunter + text posts and stuff

[dyingroses]

Hunter x Hunter + text posts and stuff

[dyingroses]

Kikyo: No one prepares you for raising sons, you think it's gonna be at least a little bit like Fullmetal Alchemist but instead they're at each others throats day and night

Silva: Didn't you help raise some of your brothers and nephews?

Kikyo: Yeah, not even that prepared me

[dyingroses]

Shalnark: Don't sass me, kid! I was spitting out formulas while you were spitting up formula!

Kalluto: Actually, I was breast-fed

Shalnark: Way to rub that in my orphan face

[hxhhasmysoul]

Killua and Gon: KURPIKA LEOREO LOOK LOOK

Leorio: Killua I swear if you bring another cat into this house-

Killua, holding up kittens: I HAVE 5 THIS TIME

Leorio: No.

Kurapika: Well-

Leorio: nO-

Kurapika: bUt CaT-

Leorio: NO MORE CATS!

[gicxdc]

feeling so productive this Lunar New Year >:^)

[shalnarkonice]

op ur hilarious

[dyingroses]

Hunter x Hunter + text posts

[dyingroses]

Kikyo: Don't you have something to say to your brother?

Killua: I'm sorry I threw flour in your face

Kikyo: Milluki?

Milluki: I'm sorry you're my brother