Hey! We don't lick our balls in this house!
Touma (HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!)
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Hey! We don't lick our balls in this house!
Touma (HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!)
[EN Translations] The piano genius of High×Joker, the mathematical leader of S.E.M and the globe-trekking cafe owner of Café Parade! Here are Jun, Michio and Yukihiro's 2026 birthday messages!
I will be the eagle that feasts on your liver!
Yukihiro (HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!)
Yukihiro: Have you ever seen a friend, like, on Grindr, and their age is different? Soichiro: (hisses) Have? No, I haven't! That's… Yukihiro: Sometimes you see your family. Soichiro: Your family? Yukihiro: And your brother thinks he's in the "The Babysitter's Club." Soichiro: OOH! Yukihiro: And you're like- Soichiro: And he's in the PTA? Yukihiro: DUDE!!
You've walked in each other's paths. You learned a lesson... a lesson that may serve you again.
Michio (HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!)
Jiro: Y'all smell anything? Michio: No. Jiro: I think I shat myself.
Shu: (sees Natsuki kiss a bear plushie for a kiss scene) Shu: You always kiss like that? Natsuki: I've been saving up.
You know something, Rei? The Lord poured your brains in with a teaspoon, and somebody joggled his arm. I keep trying to tell you we ain't got no lead to throw, and no powder to throw it with.
Kei, to Rei
Shoma's a fine specimen of womanhood! I seen him get caught in a cloudburst once, and I wanna to tell you!
Saki
Hayato: Shiki, I gotta go. Shiki: (beat) But you just went. Hayato: I gotta go again. Shiki: That's impossible! Go to sleep. Hayato: I'm gonna have an accident!
You see? You did this, Shiki-kun. You did. You humiliated me, and this is what happens. You do not play games with me.
Jun, to Shiki after accidentally destroys the cat keychain (HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!)
Seiji: If you need a haircut, Jun, my barbershop's closed. If you're lookin' to sue somebody, my house's open every Tuesday. Hideo: If you want the sheriff, I'm playin' poker. Deuces bet a dollar.
The first time Haruna-cchi opened a box of Cheerios and looked inside he yelled, 'OH WOW! DONUT SEEDS!'
Shiki
Jun: Why are you late? Haruna: A technical error occurred, causing an unexpectedly long bout of unconsciousness. Jun: Overslept? Haruna: Overslept.
Shouta, I will never forgive Craigslist for banning me after I wrote a post seeking a sworn nemesis. Whoever reported that is obviously my nemesis but I was so pissed!
Touma
Yukihiro: You're so funny! Soichiro: Thanks; I'm desperate for people to like me.
How do you tell someone politely you want to hit them with a brick?
Kyoji