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Touma (HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!)

#source: scary movie 5 #touma amagase #imas sidem #sidem #idolm@ster sidem #the idolm@ster sidem #incorrect quotes

[EN Translations] The piano genius of High×Joker, the mathematical leader of S.E.M and the globe-trekking cafe owner of Café Parade! Here are Jun, Michio and Yukihiro's 2026 birthday messages!

#jun fuyumi #michio hazama #yukihiro kamiya #fan translation #imas sidem #sidem #idolm@ster sidem #the idolm@ster sidem #incorrect quotes

I will be the eagle that feasts on your liver!

Yukihiro (HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!)

#source: frankenstein (2025)#yukihiro kamiya #imas sidem #sidem #idolm@ster sidem #the idolm@ster sidem #incorrect quotes

Yukihiro: Have you ever seen a friend, like, on Grindr, and their age is different? Soichiro: (hisses) Have? No, I haven't! That's… Yukihiro: Sometimes you see your family. Soichiro: Your family? Yukihiro: And your brother thinks he's in the "The Babysitter's Club." Soichiro: OOH! Yukihiro: And you're like- Soichiro: And he's in the PTA? Yukihiro: DUDE!!

#source: i like to watch #yukihiro kamiya #soichiro shinonome #imas sidem #sidem #idolm@ster sidem #the idolm@ster sidem #incorrect quotes

You've walked in each other's paths. You learned a lesson... a lesson that may serve you again.

Michio (HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!)

#source: freakier friday #michio hazama #imas sidem #sidem #idolm@ster sidem #the idolm@ster sidem #incorrect quotes

Jiro: Y'all smell anything? Michio: No. Jiro: I think I shat myself.

#source: sinners #jiro yamashita #michio hazama #imas sidem #sidem #idolm@ster sidem #the idolm@ster sidem #incorrect quotes

Shu: (sees Natsuki kiss a bear plushie for a kiss scene) Shu: You always kiss like that? Natsuki: I've been saving up.

#source: the apple dumpling gang #shu amamine #natsuki sakaki #imas sidem #sidem #idolm@ster sidem #the idolm@ster sidem #incorrect quotes

You know something, Rei? The Lord poured your brains in with a teaspoon, and somebody joggled his arm. I keep trying to tell you we ain't got no lead to throw, and no powder to throw it with.

Kei, to Rei

#source: the apple dumpling gang #kei tsuzuki #imas sidem #sidem #idolm@ster sidem #the idolm@ster sidem #incorrect quotes

Shoma's a fine specimen of womanhood! I seen him get caught in a cloudburst once, and I wanna to tell you!

Saki

#source: the apple dumpling gang #saki mizushima #imas sidem #sidem #idolm@ster sidem #the idolm@ster sidem #incorrect quotes

Hayato: Shiki, I gotta go. Shiki: (beat) But you just went. Hayato: I gotta go again. Shiki: That's impossible! Go to sleep. Hayato: I'm gonna have an accident!

#source: the apple dumpling gang #hayato akiyama #shiki iseya #imas sidem #sidem #idolm@ster sidem #the idolm@ster sidem #incorrect quotes

You see? You did this, Shiki-kun. You did. You humiliated me, and this is what happens. You do not play games with me.

Jun, to Shiki after accidentally destroys the cat keychain (HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!)

#source: family guy #jun fuyumi #imas sidem #sidem #idolm@ster sidem #the idolm@ster sidem #incorrect quotes

Seiji: If you need a haircut, Jun, my barbershop's closed. If you're lookin' to sue somebody, my house's open every Tuesday. Hideo: If you want the sheriff, I'm playin' poker. Deuces bet a dollar.

#source: the apple dumpling gang #seiji shingen #hideo akuno #imas sidem #sidem #idolm@ster sidem #the idolm@ster sidem #incorrect quotes

The first time Haruna-cchi opened a box of Cheerios and looked inside he yelled, 'OH WOW! DONUT SEEDS!'

Shiki

#source: tumblr #shiki iseya #imas sidem #sidem #idolm@ster sidem #the idolm@ster sidem #incorrect quotes

Jun: Why are you late? Haruna: A technical error occurred, causing an unexpectedly long bout of unconsciousness. Jun: Overslept? Haruna: Overslept.

#source: tumblr #jun fuyumi #haruna wakazato #imas sidem #sidem #idolm@ster sidem #the idolm@ster sidem #incorrect quotes

Shouta, I will never forgive Craigslist for banning me after I wrote a post seeking a sworn nemesis. Whoever reported that is obviously my nemesis but I was so pissed!

Touma

#source: tumblr #touma amagase #imas sidem #sidem #idolm@ster sidem #the idolm@ster sidem #incorrect quotes

Yukihiro: You're so funny! Soichiro: Thanks; I'm desperate for people to like me.

#source: tumblr #yukihiro kamiya #soichiro shinonome #imas sidem #sidem #idolm@ster sidem #the idolm@ster sidem #incorrect quotes

How do you tell someone politely you want to hit them with a brick?

Kyoji

#source: tumblr #kyoji takajo #imas sidem #sidem #idolm@ster sidem #the idolm@ster sidem #incorrect quotes

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