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(In college, following a protest gone wrong)
Lucas: *in a holding cell* What about my Miranda rights!? You’re supposed to say I have ‘the right to remain silent’”! NOBODY SAID I HAD THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT!
Elizabeth: *also in the cell* You have the right to remain silent, what you lack is the capacity.
Elizabeth: Kate, remember when you said you weren’t going to interfere with my love life?
Kate: No, that doesn’t sound like me at all.
David: You have to apologize to them Lucas.
Lucas: Fine! But I must warn you that this might make me a better, nicer person and that is NOT the person you fell in love with!
Lucas during college: Beth, I think that you are amazing, and I mean that in a completely platonic — unless you don’t want it to be platonic cause I could make that happen right now — sort of way.
Elizabeth: What isn’t clear is why people always say ‘goes without saying,’ yet still feel compelled to say the thing that was supposed to go without saying.
Elizabeth: Doesn't that bother you?
Liz: Can I tell you a secret?
Lucas: I wouldn't recommend it, no.
Lucas: I have so much energy, I want to run a marathon or commit a crime... which should I do?
David: Please don’t get arrested.
Lucas: No promises! <3
Kate: Why not both? Get creative!
Lucas: Wonderful suggestion, thank you.
David: Please don’t encourage him, Kate.
Elizabeth: Lucas is not a morning person. Or a night person. There’s really only about seven minutes a day he is fun to be around.
Lucas: The best part is you never know when they’re coming.
Kate: We have fun, don’t we, Elizabeth?
Elizabeth: I have never been more stressed out in my entire life.
Lucas: I don’t need to touch grass, I need the fall of capitalism.
Lucas: Elizabeth, you're my best friend.
Elizabeth: Best friend? BEST friend?! Bitch, I'm your only friend.
Elizabeth: I'M THE ONLY ONE CAPABLE OF TOLERATING YOUR DUMB ASS!
Kate: Bottling up negative emotions is bad for your health, so you shouldn't do it.
Elizabeth: I know, that's why I bottle up all my emotions, both positive and negative, so it cancels out.
Kate: Th-that's not how that works-
Lucas: We should normalize not loving family members. Kate: You can just say: “I hate my dumb fuck uncle” or whatever. Talk like a normal person!
Lucas: We vegetarians love the environment. Carnivores are sick freaks.
Kate: How can vegetarians possibly love the environment? You keep eating all the fucking plants.
Beth, after kissing Stephen: I sort of did something and I need some advice, but I don't want a lot of judgment and criticism. Lucas: And you came to me?
David: I'm going to take a shower, I'll be right back. Lucas: Why are you telling me this, I don't care. Lucas, right after David leaves the room: I miss him already.