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Nyima: When have I ever been irresponsible?

Vyxen: *points at Tundra*

Zercey: That's your boyfriend.

Nyima: ...

Nyima: ...

Nyima: ...point taken.

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Kinsa: Abaddon, you're like an angel without wings.

Abaddon: Someone cut them off.

Kinsa: ...Say what now?

Abaddon: My wings...they were cut off.

Date: Otherwise, that's a delightful compliment, brother.

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Seth: Okay, Tundra, I bet that you can't -

Nyima: He's not allowed to take bets anymore.

Seth: How come?

Tundra: I have no regard for my personal safety.

Nyima: So, I'm in charge of it.

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Seth: It only takes a minute to get a crush on someone, an hour to like someone and a day to love someone. But it takes a lifetime to forget someone.

Tundra: Once Lerki forgot me on a mission.

Lerki: that was intentional

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"If you don't terrify people a little bit what's the point?"

Scyanatha

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"If I don't respond to your insult it means what I wanted to say was too mean and I decided to let you live."

Date Toshiiro

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Uwe: Hairy legs are gross, and it should be forcibly removed.

Date: Okay, Tundra hold him down. Seth, go find a razor.

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Zercey: We should stop worrying about Vyxen and let her lead her own life.

Abaddon: …

Nyima: …

Scyanatha: Do you want to follow her or should I?

Zercey: Let’s all do it.

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Nyima: When have I ever been irresponsible?

Vyxen: *points at Tundra*

Zercey: That's your boyfriend.

Nyima: ...

Nyima: ...

Nyima: ...point taken.

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Zercey: You shouldn’t insult people that are bigger than you!

Vyxen: Then I wouldn’t get to insult anybody.

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Zercey: She is completely literal. Metaphors are gonna go over her head.

Nyima: Nothing goes over my head. My reflexes are too fast, I would catch it.

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Zercey: You shouldn’t insult people that are bigger than you!

Vyxen: Then I wouldn’t get to insult anybody.

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On one hand, I want cake for breakfast, but I also recognize this is a bad nutritional decision. On the other hand, the only one who can stop me is me. I know that fucker’s weaknesses. I could totally take her in a fight.

Vyxen

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"Women aren't complicated, you're just dumb."

Abaddon to Tundra

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[In court]

Judge: [to Tundra] Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?

Tundra: No.

Judge: …

Judge: …

Judge: …now what?

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Scyanatha: *matchmaking Tundra and Nyima* Just nudge them together. Subtly.

Date: Right subtly

Date: So I shouldn't tie them together and throw them in a cupboard?

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Lerki: You know you can solve your problems without violence?

Tundra: But I'm really good at it