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To the person who sent me an ask, check your inbox. I answered it privately.

#because i know tumblr doesnt give notifications for those #not a quote

Gaz: [knocking on the fish tank glass]

Dib: Aren't you supposed to not tap on the glass?

Gaz: Nah, this is good for them. These fish don't have any natural predators, so it's good to keep their heart rates up.

Dib: I don't think that's how it works...

Gaz: Don't try and lecture me on what animals are like, Dib.

#source: psychonauts #< hey guys thats my newest rehyperfixation #invader zim #gaz #dib

Ms. Bitters: You scored a 25 out of 27 on your mental health questionnaire...

Zim: So that means I’m good at mental health, right?

Crisis Counselor: [enters the room]

Zim:

Zim: Aw, beans.

#submission #invader zim #zim

Zim: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works.

GIR, drinking toast: Why do you say that?

#submission #invader zim #zim #GIR #sorry for the submission spam

Is it hollow knight that you like now? Whatever it is, can you talk about it a little bit?

ahdjajdhs YEAH IT IS. I have been hyperfixating since december. I’m posting a lot about it on my other blogs too, and I even have a discord server about it (it used to be very chaotic but it has quieted down a lot. no more ass thank god) and it’s fun. i’ve gotten every single achievement except for embrace the void. i don’t think i’ll be getting that one anytime soon, in PoH I can only get to Sly and then I die. One day I’ll beat it. Maybe. Probably not because I don’t want to face gpz and markoth especially since I love Markoth a lot. So much so that whenever someone insults him on that server (which is justified given his ascended boss arena) other people @ me like “GO GET EM”.

I’m trying to be vague enough that I don’t spoil anything, since I do highly recommend the game it is so much fun. Today is Lemm Lursday! Lemm is one of my favorites too. (My other favorites are Cloth, Mato, Tiso, Xero, and of course, Quirrel). Please play the game it’s so much fun. It is difficult though, so watch out for that. But I’m really good at it now.

#mod dib #not a quote

I headcannon that Dib’s eyes are one with his glasses

You like homestuck, don’t you.

#i actually have a headcanons blog and thought this got sent there and was very confused #mod dib #not a quote

So glad to see this blog is active again

It’s hard to keep up since I haven’t hyperfixated on invader zim in a year.

I’m hyperfixated on other strange bugs now.

#mod dib #not a quote #which i will talk about if asked #and i’m the only person running the blog now

So basically I thought that I caused a bunch of people to send in a bunch of self insert quotes and panicked cuz I didn’t really want this blog to change(even though sent that suggestion in for some reason) and it turned into that very lame apology of mine even though ur just really confused about what was happening and to make up for it, I wanted to send in a crap ton of quotes, sry about the long crap I just wrote but, hope u understand now, I’ll be doing my thing

Well if it makes you feel any better you didn’t cause a bunch of self insert quotes to be sent in!

#mod dib #not a quote

Dib: I turned out perfectly fine!

Gaz: Dib, this morning you thought a ghost made your toast

Dib: I DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN!!!

#submission #invader zim #dib #gaz #scienceswap-sans

Gaz: My favorite thing to do is tell my friends about the wild things Victor Hugo did and see the look of shock and horror on their faces because they only know him as the great author who wrote Les Mis and Hunchback and not as the man who gave his fianceé a live bat in an envelope.

Dib: He what now–

#submission #invader zim #dib #gaz #cinnamonzor

Oml I didn’t know the y/n thing I submitted was end up with a lot of people sending in a bunch of self insert quotes I’m really sry this was probably supposed to be a peaceful incorrect quotes blog I’ll send in some quotes when I come up with some to make up for it

Nobody sent a bunch of self insert quotes it was just that one ask that was very confusing and now I’m even more confused!

#i got no y/n submissions and the other ask was the first time it was mentioned #mod dib #not a quote

Dib: This is the second weirdest way I've almost died...

Zim: What was the first?

Dib: Surprisingly, you weren't even involved.

Zim: Wow, really? What happened?

Dib: It's kinda complicated, but long story short, my family is banned from every Olive Garden in the state.

#submission #invader zim #dib #zim

Zim: I'm glad to report that hot Dr. Pepper was a success during this human "pot-luck" event.

Zim: Might be because I told everyone it was tea at first, except GIR who saw me pouring a bottle of Dr. Pepper into a hot pan and just immediately went "whoa, can I have some of that?"

#submission #invader zim #zim #GIR #source: tumblr

Zim: GIR and I are banned from the Chicken Shack. We had to go out of town to get some.

GIR: Well, they shouldn't say "all-you-can-eat" if they don't mean it!

Zim: GIR, you ate a chair.

#submission #invader zim #zim #GIR #cinnamonzor #source: the amazing world of gumball

I think people are trying to get you do to self insert incorrect quotes but this blog is fine without them. They tend to get a bit shippy anyway

Ohhh okay. I won’t make those myself but you are allowed to submit them as long as isn’t shipping with any of the kids. Or GIR.

#mod dib #not a quote #i need to start queuing stuff again

Y/N is like a self insert

Your name

Yeah ya know

ohhh okay, i don’t understand how that would relate to this blog though.

#mod dib #not a quote

POV: they met the chaotic y/n. I am aware of the chaos I’m bringing and apologize for it

the huh??

#not a quote #mod dib

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