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This is a shoutout to tumblr user @cinnamonzor because every time the queue is running low they send in 3-10 submissions that are always brilliantly in character. Where would I be without Zor :,)
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This is a shoutout to tumblr user @cinnamonzor because every time the queue is running low they send in 3-10 submissions that are always brilliantly in character. Where would I be without Zor :,)
Glendale: How do I even compliment someone who's trying to kill us?
Wammawink: Just tell them something you wish someone would say to you.
Glendale:
Glendale: “You are unbanned from Free Ham Sandwich Day.”
Durpleton: It almost feels like a dream...
Horse: It wasn't a dream! We got arrested for trespassing! We went to jail!
Glendale: Nah, man, we went to holding. There's a big difference.
Ched: Awesome.
Horse: Not awesome! We only got out because Glendale's friend paid bail!
Glendale: Oh, yeah. Now we owe Easter Dave a favor. That is not a position you wanna be in.
Zulius: This isn't about Horse not being able to take a joke. This is about you. You're doing what I used to do. You're pulling a Zulius.
Ched: Posting my cousin's credit card number on Reddit because she said I looked tired?
Zulius, snickering: I forgot I did that.
Zulius: Bitch.
Splendib: Blocked!
Zulius: Wait, unblock me. I have something to tell you.
Splendib: Unblocked.
Zulius: Bitch.
Horse: Who drank all the milk??
Durpleton: I did.
Horse: You drank. Three liters. Of milk.
Horse: Why??
Durpleton: To prepare my bones for the skeleton war.
Horse: Why do I even expect normal answers at this point...?
Wammawink: As the herd's Designated Adult, one of my favorite things to do when someone is getting on my nerves is grossly misusing modern slang on purpose and watching them cry inside.
Wammawink: A fine example: the other day I pointed at a bridge and, while looking Zulius right in the eye, went “man, is that bae or what, huh?”
Wammawink: The look on his face was something I will treasure for years.
Glendale: My pronouns are they/she.
Glendale: They/she me rollin'. They hatin'.