Incorrect Jammbo Quotes

Our bois saying stuff that they shouldn't

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Ongo: Is there anything better than p*ssy? Yes, a really good book. -Piano sounds-

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Bello: Oh great, NOW what do we do??

Goomo: Um, panic?

Mina: Ugh, that’s your answer to everything!

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Goomo: I forgot time existed. Please send help.

King: Welcome to the ADHD club.

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Rita: So you can say ‘Have a nice day’ and that’s considered polite.

Rita: But you can’t say ‘Enjoy the next 24 hours’ without sounding extremely threatening.

Mina: ...How did you get into my house?

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Mina: If you took a shot for every time you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be? I will be Sober.

Rita: Perhaps a little tipsy...

Bello: Drunk.

Goomo: Wasted.

Ongo: Dead.

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Mina: You’re pretty annoying.

Bello: Thank you.

Mina: Why are you thanking me, I just insulted you.

Bello: All I heard was ‘you’re pretty,’ I’m focusing on the positives in life.

///How is your quarantine guys? Take care of yourselves

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Ongo: Yeah Netflix and chill is all well and good, but have you ever tried ice cream and crying? Now that hits different.

[noonborykedabory]

Rita: Ay, has anyone ever told you you look like Maguro Sasaki?

Ongo: Nah, they usually tell me I look like Ongo.

Rita: Who the jam is that?

Ongo: Me, stup-

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Queen: If I died, how much would you miss me?

King: It's funny how you think death can get you out of this relationship.

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Goomo: Ha, you look cute when you’re angry.

Rita: Yeah? Well I’m about to get real fucking adorable then.

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Rita: Ongo talks in his sleep sometimes, it's adorable.

Ongo, asleep: Fight me… you motherfucker… square up… I think the fuck not…

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*Jellies when they should be sleeping*

Bello: *whispering* ... Wake me up.

Goomo: Wake me up inside.

Ongo: I can't wake up.

Rita: Wake me up inside.

Bello: Save me-

Mina: I swear to god that if any of you guys say another word, i will kill someone!

Goomo: ...

Ongo: ...

Rita:

Bello: *whispers* Save me from the nothing i become.

Mina: SON OF A BITCH!

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Goomo: *running in the room* HEY! HEY!

Bello: Sshhhh! Ongo is sleeping

Goomo, whispering: Sorry

Bello: What is it?

Goomo, still whispering: There's a fire

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you've been silent for a while, you okay? (Also, can you try the "Wake Me Up and SAVE ME")

Mina: Wake me up...!

Ongo: Wake me up inside!

Rita: Before you go go!

Goomo: When September ends...

Bello: When it's all over!

//I'm fine, just to much work on the college, thanks for worry :3

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Queen: Sh*t!

King: My Queen, you might watch your language.

Queen: I was. You should hear my thoughts.

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Bello: Everyone, raise your hand if you thought Mina was dating Rita.

Mina: ...

Mina: Rita, put your hand down.

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Bello: When I was

Rita: A young boy

Mina: My father

Ongo: ATE AN ENTIRE LEMON. HE DIDN’T SQUEEZE IT OUT ONTO ANYTHING. HE DIDN’T CUT IT INTO PIECES. HE DIDN’T EVEN SKIN IT. HE JUST STUFFED THE ENTIRE LEMON INTO HIS MOUTH AND SWALLOWED. I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING SO HORRIBLE IN MY LIFE.

Goomo: … To see a marching band.