Moon Knight Fail Compilation (Part Five)
1. Local crimefighter tries to punch a ghost; “Box,” Moon Knight (Vol. 7/2014), #3.
2. Local crimefighter doesn't actually have a job; “Scarlet,” Moon Knight (Vol. 7/2014), #5.
3. Local crimefighter gets stranded in deep space (???!?); “Secret Warriors,” Original Sin (Vol. 1/2014), #4.
4. Local crimefighter yells at ghosts - doesn't even succeed in getting them to leave; “Footprints,” Moon Knight (Vol. 7/2014), #13.
5. Local crimefighter might as well have slipped on a banana peel; “Footprints,” Moon Knight (Vol. 7/2014), #13.
6. Very brave local crimefighter makes boasts towards fleeing enemies; “Old Gods’ Favors” Moon Knight (Vol. 7/2014), #14.
7. Local crimefighter wears white in a junkyard; “Old Gods’ Favors” Moon Knight (Vol. 7/2014), #14.
8. Local crimefighter knows no better time than "imminent fiery death" to make a bad pun; “Angels,” Moon Knight (Vol. 7/2014), #16.
9. Highly-trained local crimefighter nearly taken out with a broom handle; “Welcome to New Egypt: Part 3 of 5,” Moon Knight (Vol. 8/2016), #3.
10. Somehow not the only time local crimefighter has stripped down to his boxers while fighting crime; “Crazy Runs in the Family: Part 4,” Moon Knight (Vol. 8/2016), #191.
11. Local crimefighter's own daughter says he smells; “Crazy Runs in the Family: Part 4,” Moon Knight (Vol. 8/2016), #191.
12. Local crimefighter continues to have the worst kept "secret" identity in the crimefighting community; Moon Knight (Vol. 8/2016), #196.
13. Local crimefighter literally gets airdropped in; “Acts of Evil,” Moon Knight Annual (Vol. 2/2019), #1.
14. tbh everything from Marc's appearances in Contagion could be described as "Local crimefighter turns out to have even less of a plan than originally believed;" Contagion (Vol. 1/2019), #4.
15. See what I mean?; Contagion (Vol. 1/2019), #5.
16. It's a miracle this worked honestly; Contagion (Vol. 1/2019), #5.
17. Local crimefighter has learned nothing about the need for proper planning; Contagion (Vol. 1/2019), #5.
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