Incorrect Kabaneri of the Iron Fortress Quotes

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Ikoma: I hate my life.

Kurusu: I hate your life too, dude.

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🎶 'Cause when push comes to shove, I will kill your friends and family to remind you of my love. Da dada da da, da dadada dayada... 🎶

Biba, singing "You'll Be Back"

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Kurusu: It's garbage day?

Kurusu: Ikoma, look! They made a day dedicated to you!

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Ikoma: the sunset sure looks beautiful

Mumei: yeah.

Ikoma: you know who else is beautiful?

Mumei: *blushes* who?

Takumi: me.

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Hello from the other side.

Takumi, in Heaven, probably.

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Of all ages, why 12?

Everyone towards Mumei

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Biba: Excuse me, miss. I know it’s not funny, but your perfume smells like your daddy’s got money.

Biba: Why you slummin’ in the train in your fancy heels? You searchin' for an urchin who can give you ideals?

Ayame: Biba, you disgust me.

Biba: Ah, so you’ve discussed me. I’m a trust fund, baby, you can trust me!

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Kajika: *about Ikoma* You know, he is kind of a dork. 

Mumei: I know, but he's my dork.

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🎶 Sit down Biba, you FAT MOTHERF*****!

Ikoma

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🎶 I’m a girl in the world in which my only job is to marry rich. My father has no son, so I’m the one who has to social climb for one! 🎶

Ayame, singing "Satisfied"

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She's so cute when she's coming up with destructive ideas.

Ikoma about Mumei

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If Mumei weren't my sister and 12, I'd probably be dating her.

Biba

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*Biba's ghost haunts the train*

Ikoma: Him again?

Sukari: Friend of yours?

Ikoma: More like an ex-girlfriend. Guy doesn't know when to quit.

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Oh damn, Biba got Ikoma-ed

Kurusu, seeing Biba’s corpse without and arm.

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Ikoma, yeah. Ikoma means Kabane. Kabane means carnage! IKOMA MEANS CARNAGE! *Runs through the train* IKOMAMEANSCARNAGE!

Peasant-chan

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U lit mate

GODDAMNIT!!!!!!