Incorrect Kid Icarus Quotes

the title is a lie, these are all in the game

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Pit: Pittoo, back me up.

Dark Pit: Unfortunately, I know what he’s talking about.

Pit: See?

Dark Pit: I didn’t say I agreed. I said I understood. That’s worse.

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(Pit and Dark Pit have both offered to sacrifice themselves for a mission)

Palutena: Boys, you're both too valuable to risk. It should be someone expendable… like Viridi.

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Pit: WAIT LADY PALUTENA! PLEASE DON'T LOOK AT MY LAPTOP!

Palutena: Why?

Pit: I'm... an adult. And I do... adult things on there...

Palutena: This is a buzzfeed quiz?

Pit, forcefully shutting laptop: WHICH DISNEY PRINCESS I AM IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!

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Viridi: Uh, any other non-stupid questions?

Dark Pit: Is there a health plan?

Viridi: Just don't die.

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Viridi: Look Pit, it says "gullible" on the ceiling.

Pit: Nice try, Viridi. I'm not falling for that one a fifth time.

Viridi: I'm not kidding, Pit.

Pit: And I'm not looking.

Palutena, walking into the room, looking up: Pit, why does it say "gullible" on the ceiling?

Pit, looking up: Really? Wher— oh, you jerks!

Viridi and Palutena: *high five*

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Palutena: Does anyone have any suggestions?

Pit: Why don't we shoot Hades?

Palutena: How will that help us in an alien invasion?

Pit: It would be really funny

Palutena:

Palutena: Works for me, add it to the list!

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Palutena, texting the group chat: Bad news.

Palutena: After 39 years, the fridge finally died.

Palutena: Been through a lot together. Outlasted three games, two Pits.

Palutena: Went out quiet, like a shadow.

Palutena: Must've kept ten thousand floor ice creams cold.

Palutena: Thinking about giving it a proper funeral.

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Viridi: Dark Pit has insanely strong opinions about everything. Go on, ask his opinion on something no one should have an opinion about.

Pit: Pittoo, what's the worst multiple of 4?

Dark Pit: 56, obviously.

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sorry to keep you waiting

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Pit: What does it mean when someone says they're pescatarian AND vegan? Viridi: Land animals are innocent of crime, but The Fish have Sinned.

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MY LAST QUOTE WAS 2021??????

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Pit: What does it mean when someone says they're pescatarian AND vegan? Viridi: Land animals are innocent of crime, but The Fish have Sinned.

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Pit: Where's Lady Palutena? Pit: She's not in Bed. Pit: She's not in Bath. Pit: Maybe she's in...Beyond.

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Medusa: Would you rather fight a bunch of kindergarteners-- Hades: I wanna fight kindergarteners. Medusa: No, see, that's not even the whole-- Hades: Those kids are getting SLAPPED.

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Dark Pit: Pit, I've been trying to tell you this for years: your "bacon allergy" is a lie Palutena made up so you'd eat healthy as a kid. Pit: No, I'm just allergic to a lot of stuff. Bacon, donuts, Halloween candy, not saying "thank you"... oh my God, she lied to me!

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Pit: I hope they think I’m cool Viridi: Who? Pit: *points at the dog across the street*