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Prince Chang: There are several ways to kill a zombie, but the most satisfying is to stab it in the brain with a wooden stick

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Queen Cho: Reminder that I’m very sweet and endearing so be nice to me

Prince Chang: Or what?

Queen Cho: Or I’ll punch your lights out

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Prince Chang says this to Yeong-Shin, who takes an hour to figure it out:

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Prince Chang: You know everything about me, right?

Yeong-Shin: Of course I do, babe

Prince Chang: Ok, what’s my favourite animal?

Yeong-Shin: Uhhhh -

Prince Chang: Seriously?!

Yeong-Shin: Shut up! I’m thinking!

Yeong-Shin: Watermelon

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Queen Cho: The first step to any murder is to have fun and be yourself

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Beom-Pal: What’s an orgasm

Mu-Yeong: When you fold paper to look like birds and stuff

Yeong-Shin: That’s oregano

Prince Chang, whispering to Seo-Bi: Is Mu-Yeong talking about origami?

Seo-Bi: Shhh. They have half a brain cell combined, they’re trying

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Prince Chang: Do you know why I called you here today?

Yeong-Shin: Because I accidentally sent you a nude?

Prince Chang, pouring a glass of wine: Accidentally?

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Beom-Pal: I dare you to -

Prince Chang: He doesn't accept dares anymore

Yeong-Shin: Apparently I have "no regard for my personal safety"

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Yeong-Shin: What the hell are you doing?

Beom-Pal, holding a bouquet of flowers (weeds) and a badly written poem: I’m gonna confess to Seo-Bi

Prince Chang: I’ll give you 50$ not to do this

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Seo-Bi: Could you light a candle?

Beom-Pal: I don’t need to, you‘re the only light I need in my life

Seo-Bi: Beom-Pal I can’t see

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Prince Chang: I win. I’m president.

Yeong-Shin: Not so fast! Pick up 4, change it to blue!

Beom-Pal: I play my Pikachu card!

Seo-Bi: Rainbow-ralphing cat!

Mu-Yeong: Auqokenisis!

Queen Cho, slamming her Yu-Gi-Oh cards down on the table: What the fuck are we playing

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Yeong-Shin: I would do anything for you. You want the moon? I’ll get it for you

Beom-Pal: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a regular sleep schedule

Yeong-Shin:

Yeong-Shin: No

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“I refuse to send Santa a Christmas list because I don’t want to depend on a man for anything.”

-Queen Cho

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Queen Cho, to Prince Chang: You're so hot, I need to call the horny police

Beom-Pal: You want to call sexually aggressive police

Queen Cho: No, I want to call the police who will arrest him for making me horny

Beom-Pal: They can't do that. You're the Queen...don't you know the law?

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Yeong-Shin: Well, Beom-pal, I just...I underestimated you

Beom-Pal: Yeah, well, maybe next time you‘ll estimate me