Totally Canon Quotes

Incorrect quotes from your favorite neighborhood stalker and killer. -------------------------- {submissions are open!} -------------------------- ~Soy bilingüe así que puedes hablar conmigo en español!~

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Sangwoo: What good are words, when a smile says it all?

Yoon Bum: *Smiles and holds up a sign saying “help me”*

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Officer Park: Surely you can’t be serious!

Seungbae: Of course I am, and don’t call me Shirley

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Sangwoo: Don't you want to have kids?

Yoon Bum: No

Sangwoo: Why not?

Yoon Bum: I couldn't take all the crying

Sangwoo: They don't cry all the time

Yoon Bum: No, I meant me

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[in the hospital]

Yoon Bum: I’m Oh Sangwoo’s emergency contact


Doctor: So you’re here to pick him up?


Yoon Bum: I’m here to be removed as his emergency contact

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"Fishing relaxes me. It’s like yoga, except I still get to kill something"

- Sangwoo

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Sangwoo: I could kill you if I wanted to

Yoon Bum: Yeah? So could any other human being

Yoon Bum: So could a dog

Yoon Bum: SO COULD A REALLY DEDICATED DUCK

Yoon Bum: You’re not special

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[Seungbae at the gay bar]


Bartender: What do you want to drink? We have cocktails, beer-


Seungbae: Uh do you have apple juice?


Bartender: Something wilder, maybe?


Seungbae: … orange juice?

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Yoon Bum: Last time I saw you, you were trying to kill everyone. What are you up to these days?

Sangwoo: It varies from moment to moment

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Bum's Grandma: Well, we’ve got to find a way to cut down on expenses. What can we live without?


Bum's Uncle: Probably Bum

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Seungbae: What if “It’s Raining Men” and “Let the bodies hit the floor” are both about the same event but from different perspectives?

Officer Park: I'm literally begging you to stop

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[Choker Boy is pulled over]

Seungbae: Your eyes are dilated, are you high?

Choker Boy: Officer, your pupils dilate by 45% wen you see someone you love

Seungbae:

Choker Boy: *leans in for a kiss*

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Officer Park: I wanna give you a word of warning

Sangwoo: I don’t know what you heard, but whatever it is Seungbae started it

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Sangwoo: I'm gonna take you out

Yoon Bum: Okay! It’s a date!

Sangwoo: I meant that as a threat

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Death: Any last words?

Yoon Bum: You're late

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Sangwoo: You’ll never guess what I’m doing right now

Seungbae: Hopefully dying

Sangwoo: Close

Seungbae: Not close enough

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[at a job interview]

Employer: What’s your greatest weakness?

Seungbae: I can be uncooperative

Employer: Give me an example

Seungbae: No

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Sangwoo: I came into this world screaming and covered in someone else's blood, and let me tell you, I'm not afraid to leave it the same way

Yoon Bum: ...

Sangwoo:...

Yoon Bun: Sangwoo, what the fuck