Kyousuke: *takes off glasses*
Kyousuke: Wow...
Ishikawa: *blushes* Haha...what?
Kyousuke: You're really blurry.
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Kyousuke: *takes off glasses*
Kyousuke: Wow...
Ishikawa: *blushes* Haha...what?
Kyousuke: You're really blurry.
Kyousuke: I don’t even have time to tell you how wrong you are.
Ishikawa: Okay?
Kyousuke: ...
Kyousuke: ...
Kyousuke: Actually it’s gonna bug me if I don’t, so—
Ishikawa: Can I borrow five yen?
Kyousuke: If you’re only borrowing it, does that mean you’ll pay me back?
Ishikawa: Of course!
Ishikawa: Not directly, but with my love and affection!
Kyousuke: So that’s a no.
Hagiwara: But, Yoshii-kun, I can’t leave them like this :(
Hagiwara: Just look at their faces...
Yoshii: Hagiwara-kun, you’re literally feeding stray cats in the middle of the red light district. You need to stop.
Ishikawa: Kyousuke-san?
Kyousuke: Yes?
Ishikawa: Do you think I'm a moocher?
Kyousuke: *looks at him*
Kyousuke: I claim you as a dependent on my taxes, Ishikawa-kun.
Kyousuke: I don’t know how you do that.
Nomura: Do what?
Kyousuke: Make everything sound like a threat. That man looked like he was about to piss himself, and all you did was ask him to step aside so we could get past. Even when I actively try to sound threatening, no one takes me seriously.
Nomura: That’s because you look and sound like the human personification of a warm hug.
Ishikawa: Be super critical.
Kyousuke: You’re short.
Ishikawa: I meant about my detective work.
Nomura: Would you slap Ishikawa-
Yoshii: Yes.
Nomura: I didn't even finish.
Yoshii: Sorry, continue.
Nomura: Would you slap Ishikawa for 10 dollars?
Yoshii: I would do it for free.
Ishikawa: Rude...
Kyousuke: I have this problem. I always assume the best in people.
Ishikawa: That’s my favorite thing about you, besides your eyes.
Nomura: Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Ishikawa: Sure.
Nomura: Your life.
Ishikawa: My life isn't a joke, jokes have meaning.
Kyousuke, overhearing: NO!
Kyousuke: How could you possibly get into this much trouble in one day?
Ishikawa: It didn’t take me the whole day.
Ishikawa: What would happen if I died today?
Ishikawa: How long would it take for someone to notice?
Ishikawa: Would anyone even go to my funeral?
Ishikawa: Probably not, but that's my fault too, I guess.
Nomura: You're alive.
Ishikawa: No need to sound so disappointed.
Ishikawa: Bitches hate me for my earnest whimsy and pathological degree of avoidance.
Yoshii: Yeah, but there are plenty of other reasons to hate you as well.
Ishikawa: …Did you just ADMIT to being a bitch???
Yoshii:
Yoshii: GOD FUCK YOU
Ishikawa: If I died-
Kyousuke, not even looking up: No. Death will not get you out of this relationship. Not a third time.
Kyousuke: Explain. Immediately.
Ishikawa: I plead “oopsie doopsie,” your honor.
Ishikawa, while plotting first degree murder: I’m not exactly the best example for healthy grieving.