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Kyousuke: *takes off glasses*

Kyousuke: Wow...

Ishikawa: *blushes* Haha...what?

Kyousuke: You're really blurry.

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Kyousuke: I don’t even have time to tell you how wrong you are.

Ishikawa: Okay?

Kyousuke: ...

Kyousuke: Actually it’s gonna bug me if I don’t, so—

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Ishikawa: Can I borrow five yen?

Kyousuke: If you’re only borrowing it, does that mean you’ll pay me back?

Ishikawa: Of course!

Ishikawa: Not directly, but with my love and affection!

Kyousuke: So that’s a no.

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Hagiwara: But, Yoshii-kun, I can’t leave them like this :(

Hagiwara: Just look at their faces...

Yoshii: Hagiwara-kun, you’re literally feeding stray cats in the middle of the red light district. You need to stop.

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Ishikawa: Kyousuke-san?

Kyousuke: Yes?

Ishikawa: Do you think I'm a moocher?

Kyousuke: *looks at him*

Kyousuke: I claim you as a dependent on my taxes, Ishikawa-kun.

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Kyousuke: I don’t know how you do that.

Nomura: Do what?

Kyousuke: Make everything sound like a threat. That man looked like he was about to piss himself, and all you did was ask him to step aside so we could get past. Even when I actively try to sound threatening, no one takes me seriously.

Nomura: That’s because you look and sound like the human personification of a warm hug.

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Ishikawa: Be super critical.

Kyousuke: You’re short.

Ishikawa: I meant about my detective work.

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Nomura: Would you slap Ishikawa-

Yoshii: Yes.

Nomura: I didn't even finish.

Yoshii: Sorry, continue.

Nomura: Would you slap Ishikawa for 10 dollars?

Yoshii: I would do it for free.

Ishikawa: Rude...

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Kyousuke: I have this problem. I always assume the best in people.

Ishikawa: That’s my favorite thing about you, besides your eyes.

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Nomura: Hey, wanna hear a joke?

Ishikawa: Sure.

Nomura: Your life.

Ishikawa: My life isn't a joke, jokes have meaning.

Kyousuke, overhearing: NO!

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Kyousuke: How could you possibly get into this much trouble in one day?

Ishikawa: It didn’t take me the whole day.

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Ishikawa: What would happen if I died today?

Ishikawa: How long would it take for someone to notice?

Ishikawa: Would anyone even go to my funeral?

Ishikawa: Probably not, but that's my fault too, I guess.

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Nomura: You're alive.

Ishikawa: No need to sound so disappointed.

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Ishikawa: Bitches hate me for my earnest whimsy and pathological degree of avoidance.

Yoshii: Yeah, but there are plenty of other reasons to hate you as well.

Ishikawa: …Did you just ADMIT to being a bitch???

Yoshii:

Yoshii: GOD FUCK YOU

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Ishikawa: If I died-

Kyousuke, not even looking up: No. Death will not get you out of this relationship. Not a third time.

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Kyousuke: Explain. Immediately.

Ishikawa: I plead “oopsie doopsie,” your honor.

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Ishikawa, while plotting first degree murder: I’m not exactly the best example for healthy grieving.

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