[alrauneking-deactivated20190519]

[thedogeveryonehates]

new fav video just dropped

[jimbles-archive]

[creepymutelilbugger]

well if the ai generated banana seal from the tumblr ad says i have to eat 40 pounds of carbs a day then i guess i have no choice

[kaylmao]

shh don’t worry catholics aren’t real

thank god. i mean thank something else

[reanimateobjects]

[despazito]

[justcatposts]

My 11-month male cat lets my foster kittens nurse on him.

(Source)

[nitewrighter]

[frankierohugejorts]

im sorry these are the funniest tags ive ever seen

[viridiancolors]

[mlembug]

[goodlouse]

[phantomknights]

i think people are starting to forget what the LA in LARP means

[asterism343]

*nodding sagely* Los Angeles Role Play

[virtualgirladvance]

okay gang lets find that son of a bitch markiplier

[valentinetheeviljester]

Maybe lean out

[valentinetheeviljester]

[dogpuppy]

[nineteenyearoldmeblog]

im fucking crying

[skopostheorie]

[number1mongrel]

"You hear that? They're saying The Odyssey doesn't even have nobody!"

"They've got nobody in the Odyssey?"

"No I'm saying they don't got nobody."

"Nobody's there?"

"Nobody's not there!"

"So everyone's there?"

"Everybody but nobody!"

[libraryspectre]

Do y'all remember being a kid and trying to read in the car while it was dark outside and your parents wouldn’t let you turn on the light so you would try to grab snatches of sentences when you passed by street lights

[1percentcharge]

i have a random issue with a handful of pre-srar fall out boy songs where I LOVE the the start of the song or just generally everything but the chorus, but the chorus itself i find kind of underwhelming (eg: ilalwtwiattgyo, ttotbo, igatrimeanomf, cfmrfrpfmsr, gblogbd(dyptstsasgts)

[geeko-sapiens]

poor thing...walked straight into the electric fence

[nintooner]

for a better tomorrow