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Noah: Captain what were you like when you were my age?

Majima: A fucking problem.

#majima goro #noah rich

Majima: If someone tries to hurt you, destroy them. I can get you our of prison not a grave

Noah: -nodding-

Jason: What the fuck are you doing??

Majima: Parenting? You should try it sometime?

#majima goro #noah rich #jason rich

Majima: This is your Captain speaking, if you don't calm down there's going to be a giant fucking problem

#majima goro

Majima: I hate when people are like 'you gotta be nicer, you're gonna burn bridges' bitch I'm serious about my crazy. I will burn this bridge when we are both still standing on it, I know how to swim.

#majima goro

Majima: It's always 'you should be nicer to people' and never 'thank you for not throat punching someone today' and I think I should be shown more appreciation for that

#majima goro

Majima: I don't know who needs to hear this today but if you're stuggling with motivation just remember that broke crackheads still find a way to get high. Don't get out husstled by a crackhead.

#majima goro

Majima: Fucking bold of you to assume these are my real teeth

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Majima: I'm gonna be productive today, it's a good morning, I'm gonna get shit done. It's hot as fuck out here. Fuck this. I'm day drinking.

#majima goro

Kiryu: Hey, Majima, do you have feelings for me?

Majima: I don't think a boner is an emotion

#majima goro #kiryu kazuma

Majima: Why am I here? Oh? He called his teacher a bitch? Noah was your teacher being a bitch?

Noah: Yeah she was being a bitch

Majima: His teacher was being a bitch.. I'm not supposed to condone that kind of behavior? But she was a bitch?

#majima goro #noah rich

Majima, holding a baby—his baby: Was at the pediatrician's office getting a check up for this little guy here right, and the nurse asked "Are you comfortable with an anal thermometer?" and I replied with "Hey, let's focus on the baby." and then we proceeded to wait in the exam room for over an hour. I don't know if they were just busy or if that one was on me...

#majima goro

Majima: Well I'm off to defend Noah, I mean I'm sure he did exactly what they said and that he probably learned it from me, but I gotta stand up for him, that's my boy.

#majima goro

Noah: I'm not hungry

Majima: What? Excuse me? You haven't eaten all day! Of course you're hungry? It's a scientific fact that you are hungry!

#noah rich #majima goro

Majima: Who do toddlers think they are? You have been on this planet for 36 months and your shoes are on the wrong feet yet you walk around like you're in charge of everything. "I want water!" Yeah and I want my life back. But then they come up to you and grab you by the face and say "I love you so much" and you know? I melt, I just melt. Parenting is just Stockholm syndrome.

#majima goro

Majima: My parents raised a complainer not a quitter. I'll get it done but you're 100% going to hear about it. Okay. I'm not the type to abandon the task don't worry about that, that part is non-negotiable. If something needs to get done, I'll finish it, but the process WILL include commentary you can't shut me up. Suffering in silence is so unnecessary when there's people around who could be informed about how inconvenient this is.

#majima goro

Majima: I might start booing people mid conversation when I'm not intrested

#majima goro

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