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are we allowed to draw your incorrect quotes?? I would credit you, of course!!
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Aragorn to the Hobbits
i was half asleep and i thought it was a text of gandalf and sarah bullock idk why.
the chaotic energy... off the charts
fenrir, jormungand, and sleipnir are all lokiâs various fursonas. no, i donât accept feedback.
Am I allowed to draw some of these? :D
Absolutely!
Gandalf: Bitch.
Saruman: Blocked.
Gandalf: Wait, wait, unblock me, I need to tell you something
Saruman: Unblocked.
Gandalf: Bitch
Okay I know we always go on about Marvelâs uncanny casting ability.Â
But if you thought they were the only ones, let me draw your attention to this man:
Viggo Mortensen, aka Aragorn son of Arathorn, aka Sexiest Ranger in Middle Earth
would hike, often for more than a day, to remote filming locations, in costume, for the sake of authenticity
was the best swordsman Bob Anderson (swordsmaster/instructor for LotR, Pirates of the Caribbean, etc) says he has ever trained
occasionally writes poetry (more book!canon than film!canon but um hello)
does all his own stunts
lived all over and speaks about 23940209384 languages
you know that scene at the end of Fellowship when heâs fighting the Uruk-hai? And one throws a dagger at him and he hits it away with his sword? Yeah, the guy who threw it was supposed to miss, but accidentally threw it directly at Viggo. Who just casually Aragorned and hit it away.Â
They actually cast Aragorn to play Aragorn
Can I just add a few things?
Would randomly give chocolates to the hobbits
According to John Rhys-Davis (aka Gimli), whenever you have a large cast, one or two actors will naturally become the leaders. Guess who ended up in that role.
Single-handedly convinced cast and crew to camp out to shoot a scene in the sunrise
Once hit a wild rabbit with his car by accident. Promptly stopped his car and went to see if the rabbit was dead, needed a vet or if the only merciful thing to do was to finish killing him. The rabbit was dead. Viggo realized he was hungry. So he took the rabbit, made a fire by the roadside and ate it.
According to cast and crew, sometimes youâd just see him disappear in the middle of the night and suddenly heâd come back with fish heâd caught
Had his sword with him at all times. Slept with once.
The best horse rider of the cast, hands down. Rides better than lots of pros, according to a horse trainer. Couldnât bear to part with his horse at the end of the shooting, so he bough him. The next movie of his also involved horses, and he bought his horse in that one, too.
Knows how to survive in the wild. Iâm not kidding.
Hand-stitched a few things in his costume for an authentic âI live away from civilizationâ Ranger feel. Also told the weapons department to make him a small bow because âAragorn lives in the wild, he needs a hunting bow, or heâll starve to deathâ - literally nobody else had thought about that. Also requested a small stone to sharpen his sword. Suggested that Aragorn would take Boromirâs arm guards after his death.Â
Speaking of hand-stitching, once he was touring Japan with a reporter for an article. Walked into a store, took a tshirt, bought it, cut off the print and hand-stitched it into the hat he was wearing. The reporter was going â?????????â the entire time.
Peter Jackson literally sometimes called him Aragorn by accident
⢠Came up with the tune for the Song of Lúthien that he sings in the Extended Edition.
⢠Not only was he the best swordsman Bob Anderson trained, prior to filming, he had absolutely no training WHATSOEVER.
⢠The fight on Weathertop was the first thing he filmed as Aragorn, with like a couple weeks of training, and he did in wonderfully.
⢠He and Sean Bean basically became brothers on the set, very much like how their characters came to consider each other brothers.
⢠He made friends with the stunt crewâwho were almost entirely native Maoriâby head butting them. It became so popular that it spawned the head-butting greeting between Balin and Dwalin in The Hobbit.
I love this man and I love these movies
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Pippin: Let me explain something to you, Merry. When you're in a situation, you don't have time to think. So, I thought to myself "Don't think, Pip- act,"
Merry: So, you weren't thinking?
Pippin: No. I cannot emphasize how little I was thinking.
Denethor: It is no concern of mine whether or not your family has... what was it again?
Peasant: Umm... food?
Denethor: Ha! You really should have thought of that before you became peasants!
Faramir: Okay, I admit it. Maybe I wasn't as good of a son as I should have been. But, father, do you really want to kill me?
Denethor: Just think of it as you're being let go, that your life's going in a different direction, that your body's part of a permanent outplacement.
Faramir: Hey, that's kinda like what you said to me when you sent me to Osgiliath.
Denethor: I know. It's called a "cruel irony", like my dependence on you.
Pippin and Merry: MCDONALDâS MCDONALDâS MCDONALDâS MCDONALDâS!
Gandalf: We have food at home.
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Pippin and Merry: MCDONALDâS MCDONALDâS MCDONALDâS MCDONALDâS!
Aragorn: *pulls into the drive through*
Aragorn:
Aragorn: One black coffee.
Thorin: Some people hate the Elves. I donât; theyâre just wankers!
Denethor is out! Character Wars: Human Edition:
Denethor has been voted out! 8 remain in round 2! Remember to vote for your LEAST favorite! Reblogs and anonymous asks will not be accepted as votes! Every round lasts half an hour or until fifteen votes are in!
The Lineup:
Aragorn
Boromir
Faramir
Eowyn
Eomer
Isildur
Arathorn
Denethor
Theoden
Character Wars: Human/Numenorian Edition!
From this list of 9 characters, one will be eliminated each round. Thereâs a round every half hour (or once fifteen votes are in). Remember, vote for your LEAST favorite from the list! (Vote in a reply, or an ask. Anonymous asks will not be counted)
The Lineup:
Aragorn
Boromir
Faramir
Eowyn
Eomer
Isildur
Arathorn
Denethor
Theoden
Legolas: Gimili, is that perfume or whiskey?
Gimli: *chugs the entire bottle*
Gimli: Itâs perfume.