Incorrect Måneskin Quotes

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*Thomas shoots a gun in the lounge room while Victoria is chilling*

Victoria:This is why Damiano doesn’t FUCKING love you!

*Thomas runs off while snickering*

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Ethan:Victoria doesn’t look very happy.

Damiano:That is her happy face.

Damiano:She's just a bitch.

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Thomas:If you heard weird noises at night make weirder noises to assert dominance.

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Thomas:Yeah,I find it quite emotional.

Thomas:In like a cool way.

Victoria:Did you just say it makes you cry in a cool way?

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Damiano:My expectations are low,but they can always go lower.

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Damiano:I have to say,I'm a little embarrassed for you.

Thomas:This is a sports-related injury.

Thomas:It makes me look cool!

Damiano:Tripping over a basketball on your way to the bathroom is not cool!

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Victoria:Ethan does what people think Harry Styles does.

Damiano:Men?

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Ethan:How long do you reckon it’ll be until Victoria finally snaps and commits murder?

Thomas:I’ve been going through life assuming it’s already happened at some point and it’s just that no one was ever able to trace it back to her.

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Thomas:Damiano,I’m afraid.

Damiano:Just stay close to Victoria.

Thomas:That's why I’m afraid.

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Thomas:What part of your morning routine takes the longest?

Ethan:Deciding to get up.

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Victoria:Don't worry,I've got a few knives up my sleeve.

Ethan:I think you mean cards.

Damiano:She did not.

Victoria,pulling out knives:I did not.

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Victoria:Some people are like slinkies.

Ethan:What?

Victoria:Not really good for much but bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.

Ethan:

Ethan:Please don't push Thomas down the stairs.

Victoria,pushing Thomas down the stairs:Too late.

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Victoria:The feminine urge to release a gut-wrenching scream from the depths of your soul.

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Thomas:*running towards Victoria with open arms*

Victoria:*moves out of the way*

Thomas:Hey,why'd you move?!

Victoria:I thought you were going to attack me.

Thomas:I was going to hug you!

Victoria:Why would you hug me?

Thomas:WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU!?

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Damiano:I warned you.

Damiano:I'm perfect.

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Ethan:Are you good?

Damiano:In what sense?

Ethan:Generally.

Damiano:Oh,definitely not.

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*Comments under an image of a really hot knife cutting bread*

Victoria:Imagine stabbing someone with this knife.

Ethan:It would instantly cauterize the wound,so the person wouldn't bleed,so it's not very useful.

Damiano:If you want information it is.

Thomas:Why would you STAB a person when you can have TOAST?