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D.Va: If you’re new to our team I’ll just summarise what you’re dealing with here

D.Va: I’m awesome and pretty and everyone’s jealous of me

D.va, pointing at D.Mon: Asshole

D.Va, points to King: He’s clingy and annoying but his skills make up for his personality

D.Va, points to Dae-Hyun: Actually decent.

D.Va, points to Casino: That one’s Okay. He’s got a nice car too.

D.va, points to Myung: She's fun to mess with.

D.Va, points to Overlord: As for him

D.Va: One time I knocked his Starbucks cup over and he just curled up in the puddle of coffee and cried himself to sleep.

D.va: Welcome to Meka!

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Myung: don't worry, you've got everything you need to defeat them

D.Va: the power to believe in myself?

Myung: no, a gun

Myung: shoot them!

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D.Va: is this a sticker?

Captain Myung: not just any sticker. A sticker of a kitty cat saying "me-wow"

D.Va: I'm not a preschooler

Myung: ok. I'll take my sticker back

D.Va: hey!! I earned this. Back off.

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Casino, handing out popsicles: Which flavor do you want?

King: Blue flavor!

Casino: Uh, you mean Blue Raspberry

King: Blue flavor! Blue flavor!

Casino: Blue is not a flavor!

King: BLUE FLAVOR!

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Captain Myung: Anyone d-

Overlord: Depressed?

D.Va: Drained?

King: Dumb?

D.Mon: Disliked?

Captain Myung : -one with their work... what is wrong with you people...

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King: honk.

D.Mon: WHAT.

King: HONK.

D.Mon: WHAT DOES HONK MEAN THIS TIME YOU WHIMSICAL PIECE OF SHIT?????

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*Dae-Hyun and D.Va texting*

D.Va: Come downstairs and talk to me please. I'm lonely.

Dae-Hyun: Isn't King there?

D.Va: Yes but I like you more.

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D.Mon: D.Va likes to win. When she was 8, a little Club Scout friend of hers bragged they could sell the most cookies.

D.Mon: Damned if Hana didn't walk the neighborhood till she got blisters on her feet, and won by 10 boxes.

D.Mon: Best part is, Hana wasn't even a Club Scout.

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Captain Myung: You’re not ascending to godhood, you’re just dehydrated.

D.Va: Outta my way, gayboy! I’m about to liberate myself from this mortal shell!

*later*

D.Va, texting Captain Myung: hopital

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Dae-Hyun: Why can't any of you ever clean up after yourselves?

D.Va: I have a person who does that for me.

Dae-Hyun: Yeah, ME.

D.Va: I'm glad you agree.

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Computer: Please enter a password.

D.Va: *types in D.Va*

Computer: Your password is too weak.

D.Va: How fucking DARE YOU-

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D.Va:The floor is lava!

Overlord: *helps Casino onto the counter*

D.Mon: *kicks Dae-Hyun off the sofa*

Dae-Hyun: *lays on the floor*

D.Va: ...Are you okay?

Dae-Hyun: No.

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D.Va: It’s not gonna work, I’m not a snitch.

Myung: Fine, let's try something else. Tag a friend you recently committed a misdemeanor with.

D.Va: Lmao, @D.Mon.

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D.Va: *Talking to Captain Myung* Oh, hi. I didn't see you there. Welcome to my abode. I'm glad you could join me.

King : But this is my abode.

D.Va: ...

D.Va: Welcome to my abode, I'm so happy to have you, guest.

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D.Mon: Go ahead, Overlord. Let it out, cry. If you don't, your tear ducts will get blocked up, and then when you get old, you won't be able to cry.

D.Va: Just when we thought it was safe to let you back into the conversation.

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King , texting D.Va: Any plans for tonight?

D.Va: No.

King : Loser.

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D.Mon: I wish I was a cat, but not in a furry kinda way, more like a “I can sleep all day and hit people with no consequences” kinda way.