This is so sad Murong Li play Yue Guang Jue

Things the guys from the Chinese faux historical drama Men With Sword absolutely did not say. Is now taken over by that one Vpop MV series. None of the quotes are owned by me, and neither are the characters. ⚠BEWARE OF SPOILERS⚠

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Men With Swords Academy episode 1 (full ver) with english and spanish sub!

Thx @incorrect-menwithsword for your help!🌸✨

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Chân Ái - Orange x Khói x Châu Đăng Khoa

[incorrect-menwithsword]

So my friend got me to watch tu tam and you’re lowkey the only person I’ve seen talking about it so please tell me there’s more. I’m gay and I have a NEED

Hello and welcome! I’m pretty new here myself but I’m happy to help ^^.

And yes Denis said they were planning to make Tu Tam a five-part series. There’s a new music video coming out today as well, you can check my posts. Note that this is not part 3 of the series (which I assume will all be produced in collaboration with NTTQ) but rather a separate project set in the same universe. So yes you can expect three more MVs from the series.

You can follow updates on the series from Denis’ and NTTQ’s facebook accounts ^^.

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2nd teaser for Chân Ái - Orange x Khói x Châu Đăng Khoa

The music video will drop on 17/02/2020 local time.

[incorrect-menwithsword]

Gongsun Qian: Don’t break someone’s heart. They only have one.

Zhong Kunyi: Break their bones instead. They have 206 of those.

[incorrect-menwithsword]

K: Nice hands you got there Bạch Liên.

BL: Thank you.

K: I bet they’d look better wrapped around my-

Q: PRAYER BEADS! WRAPPED AROUND THE PRAYER BEADS! NAMO AMITABHA!

[incorrect-menwithsword]

K, holding up a piece of fabric: What colour do you think this is?

Q: Gray.

K, turning to BL: Now tell her what colour you thought it was.

BL: ... Dark white.

[incorrect-menwithsword]

Murong Li: Living my best life.

Zhong Kunyi: Gongsun Qian is drowning.

Murong Li: This isn’t about him.

[incorrect-menwithsword]

K: I know you think my judgement is clouded because I like Bạch Liên a little bit.

Q: You doodled your wedding invitation.

K: No, that’s our joint tombstone.

Q: My mistake.

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Gen Mochi: Heyyy your Majesty, I was wondering if you wanna go out?

Yu Xiao: Sure. 

Gen Mochi: Where are you going?

Yu Xiao, opening the door: Out. Farther away from you.

(Idea by @green-tea-456)

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Teaser for Chân Ái - Orange x Khói x Châu Đăng Khoa

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Zhi Ming: I wanna keep a whale in my bathtub.

Meng Zhang: You must never have heard of a whale.

Zhi Ming: You must never have heard of my bathtub.

(Idea by @green-tea-456)

[incorrect-menwithsword]

Q: I’m crying! You’ve really made me cry!

K: Baby.

Q: Now is not the time for pet names!

K: No, I’m calling you a baby.

K: I’m insulting you.

[incorrect-menwithsword]

Q: Why are you naked?

K: I don’t have any clothes.

Q: You do. You have your coat, your inner dress, hi Bạch Liên, these pants,

[incorrect-menwithsword]

[at a restaurant]

Waitress: How old is your kid? 

Zhong Kunyi: Oh, he’s actually my king-

Waitress: Kids eat free.

Zhong Kunyi: This is my son Meng Zhang, he’s 8 years old, isn’t his frown the cutest?

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BL: Your Majesty, just so you know, I talk in my sleep a lot.

K: That's fine.

[later at 3am]

BL, half-asleep: According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly,

K: *staring at the ceiling*