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Veronica, Griffin, Rizavi, Kinkade, and Leifsdottir could punch me and I’d thank them. Incorrect quotes and other shit... INBOX and SUBMISSIONS are OPEN (Icon by @luluissokuku )

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Griffin: It costs $400 to see a therapist

Griffin: It costs $0 to say “It be like that sometimes”

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Rizavi: Step one, be straight.

Leifsdottir: *waks by*

Rizavi: Failed step one.

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Rizavi *about Kinkade’s documentary*: This bitch empty....

Kinkade: Y E A S T

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I just finished season 8 and all I can say is...

y e a s t

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Rizavi: Okay, okay, okay, but guys, rollercoasters but, like, in space

Kinkade: There’s literally an entire course in Mario kart dedicated to proving why that’s a bad idea.

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Leifsdottir: All books are just fan fiction of the dictionary

Kinkade: Please,,, stop,,, talking,,,,

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Rizavi: Ina can you get me water since you’re already up?

Leifsdottir: You have legs.

Rizavi: I can’t drink my legs, Ina.

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Griffin *disguised*: A buddy of mine saw James take his shirt off in the shower and said that James had an eight pack, that James was shredded.

Rizavi: James is a punk ass bitch.

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Griffin: *reading a fortune cookie* If you kill a killer, the number of killers in the world stays the same.

Leifsdottir: *mouth full of takeout* Kill two.

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Veronica: If you want something bad, you have to fight for it. Step up your game. Brake out the L word

Griffin: Lesbian?

Veronica: The other L world

Griffin: Lesbians?

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Kinkade: I don’t do relationships

Lance: *exists*

Kinkade: shit.

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Veronica: Oh, look! It’s James!

Nadia: Oh, no! You can’t let him see me like this!

Veronica: Like what? You look great.

Nadia, mortified: [takes a deep breath] I’m not wearing cool socks today.

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Griffin: I have very high standards. I would never date anyone clu-

Rizavi, walking in and tripping and falling facefirst on the floor: Ah shit, oh hi guys!

Griffin: I want that one.

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Do you take requests? Can I have a Grizavi incorrect quote? Or a Leifade one? I'd thank you so much!

Sure! I’ll post something hopefully tomorrow morning! ❤️

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Rizavi: If I were a drink I’d be Cherry Vanilla Coke! If you were a drink what would you be?

Griffin: Bleach

Kinkade: Sewage

Veronica: Okay calm down edgelords

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James: *gets down on one knee*

Veronica: Oh my god it’s finally happening

James: *falls over*

Veronica: The poison is kicking in

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Rizavi: MCDONALDS!! MCDONALDS!!! MCDONALDS!!!

Griffin: We have food at home.

Rizavi, muttering: I hate this fucking family