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[moonyswarmsweaters]

Remus: You seriously aren't going to take the helmet off?

Sirius: Its FASHION.

Remus: How are you going to eat?

Sirius: Irrelevant

Remus: how are we going to kiss then?

Sirius:

Remus: Its stuck isn't it

Sirius: Please help

[incorrect-date-everything]

Dunk: what are your goals?

Mateo: to pet all the dogs.

Dunk: no, your fitness goals.

Mateo: to run fast enough to be able to pet all the dogs.

[hirunoka]

Incorrect The Bear Quotes, Part #1 | Part #2 | Part #3 | Part #4

[hiramaris]

Haley: I don't know how to tell you this, but… I love you. Farmer: That's great, Haley. Especially considering the fact we've been married for 6 fucking years.

[dcau-incorrect-quotes]

Bruce, trying to be a nice son: A nice, hot cup of tea.

Alfred: It's cold.

Bruce: A nice cup of tea.

Alfred: It doesn't even taste that good.

Bruce: Cup of tea.

Alfred: I'm not even sure this is tea...

Bruce: Cup.

[incorrecthatchetfield]

Lex: What's your blood type?

Ethan: How would I know??

Lex: How would you not?!

Ethan: Who am I, Karl Landsteiner discoverer of blood groups??

Lex: You don't know your own blood type, but you know who discovered them?!!

Ethan: I'm bleeding out, Lex, not ignorant.

[stardust948]

Sokka: Quick name a yellow fruit!!!

Zuko, panicking: Orange!