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Paris: What do you mean just Standing There Ominously doesn't count as socialising?

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[About Paris]: If you're gay and blonde you're probably evil or at least a menace to society

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Ethan: I have the kind of melancholy that attracts me to large bodies of water

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this is such a funny blog i laughed so hard i cried and choked on my own spit and then coughed really loud

ahhhhh thank you so much!! <33 i'm a chaos gremlin & so very happy to hear that :]

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Benji, to Ethan: The path to inner peace starts with four words Benji: Not my fucking problem

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Benji: I think we can be a little evil, as a treat Ethan: We? Benji: We :)

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Will: You idiot!

Ethan: I’m sure you’re right, but why?

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Ethan, to Benji: Just wanted to say I have a massive crush on you Benji: Oh Benji: Who's the other person you added to the group chat? Ethan: Oh, that's Luther. I added him for emotional support.

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Brandt: This is a map of all the possible places Ethan could have run off to this time Hunley: That's a globe Brandt: Yeah, we have no fucking clue where he is

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Ethan: Who hurt you? Benji, tired: Do you want a list? Ethan, with his guns and knives out: Yes, actually

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Ethan, about Benji: I'm not gay, but DAMN. Will: You don't have to be gay to appreciate a good looking man Ethan: No, I'd sleep with him Will: Huh. Okay. Benji:

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Benji, to Ethan: Did it hurt? When I told you to google it and I was right?

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Will: What's up with Ethan? He's been lying on the floor for...an hour, now? Jane: He's just a little overwhelmed Will: Why? Jane: Benji smiled at him

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Ethan: I wasn't that drunk Benji: You coloured my face with a highlighter because you said I was important Ethan: BECAUSE YOU ARE!!!

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hello!!! [gently places this form in your hands]:

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if you can find the time, please fill it in!! it’s for a project of a close friend of mine’s and it’s really important so they’d appreciate it a lot [and so would i ksjfjd <3] thank you!!! <3 [p.s the form is completely anonymous and will take like, seven mins tops :D]

primary questionnaire 🗒

hello everyone! I'm conducting an interview for a project that i'm doing related to Ikigai where I learn to incorporate the fundamentals of

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[Benji is tinkering with a bomb]

Villain: *taps him on the shoulder* I don’t want to hurt you

Benji, eyeing the villain: I don’t want you to hurt me either

Villain, nodding at the bomb: I’m going to need to take that

Benji: Oh, I think you might have to hurt me, then.

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Ethan, triumphantly: I regret nothing!!

Brandt, tiredly: I regret everything.