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Reyen: Actually, there are infinite timelines, so--

Krayne: There's a timeline where I'm gay?

Reyen: Only in my dreams, actually.

#krayne #reyen #actual quote #q

Krayne, banging on the door: Zix open up! We're gonna be late!

Zix: Well, it all started when--

Krayne: No, that's not--

Reyen: Wait, let him finish.

#source unknown #reyen #zix #krayne #god's willing

Reyen: Zandro, do you wanna talk about your feelings?

Zandro: No.

Zix: I do!

Reyen: I know, Zix.

Zix: I'm sad.

Reyen: I know, Zix.

#source unknown #reyen #zix #god's willing #q

Kotov: -throws Purple into the room-

Purple, on the ground: Nobody told this guy I liked it rough...

Kotov: -steps on Purple's back-

#Purple #monsters and madmen #q #source: pf session

Von: Um, Jak? Why are you pretending I'm this guy's nephew?

Jak: We need money.

Von: You're scamming him?

Jak: I was thinking more like flat out stealing from him.

Von: What? No way.

Jak: Why not? We already stole Viridia.

Viridia: Hey guys.

Von: We didn't steal her. She's a living creature, she can do whatever she wants.

Viridia: I want to steal.

#Viridia #Von #Jak #monsters and madmen #source: over the garden wall

Zix and Reyen have a disagreement and give each other space to simmer, they later bump into each other and glare at each other judgingly

Zix: Reyen.

Reyen: Fucking Stupid Idiot.

#source unknown #reyen #zix #its probably canon #god's willing #q

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#q #krayne #reyen #god's willing #does this count? i think it counts #source: linked

#Viridia #von #monsters and madmen #q

Zan: Valkius, just because you're misunderstood doesn't make you an artist.

Valkius: I- I am an artist, I have a following! And I'm not misunderstood, people get me! You get me, right, Zethiel?

Zethiel: SO are we going to get a move on or

#source: pf session #it was actually starfinder but-- maybe i'll change the tag later #Zan #Zethiel #Valkius #nerds in space #q #actual quote

Reyen: i love this band

Painkiller: they've been around for a while. why are you getting into them now?

Reyen: why didn't you prevent the Alternian war

#source: tumblr #god's willing #reyen #Painkiller

Von: How long have you been sleeping with Leo?

Viridia: That’s disgusting. And wrong. I don’t even get– why would– I’ve never had sex with anyone, anywhere. It’s none of your- you have- the nerve, the audacity, Leo is my student, technically. And he is terrible, face-wise. And how- how- do I know, frankly, that you’re not sleeping with him? Maybe you are. Maybe you’re trying to throw me off? Hmm, check and mate.

#viridia #von #monsters and madmen #source: parks and rec

Redbird: You have proved yourself worthy. Will you join me?

Reyen: ...

Redbird: ...You make me sad. So be it. Come, Yensan.

Reyen: None shall pass.

Redbird: What?

Reyen: None shall pass.

Redbird: I have no quarrel with you, good sir Cleric. But I must enter the core.

Reyen: Then you shall die.

Redbird: I command you as King of the Britains to stand aside!

Reyen: I move for no man.

Redbird: So be it!

[Redbird fires an arrow and cuts Reyen's arm clean off]

Redbird: Now stand aside, worthy adversary.

Reyen: 'Tis but a scratch.

Redbird: A scratch?! Your arm's off!

Reyen: No it isn't.

Redbird: Well, what's that then?!

Reyen: ...I've had worse.

Redbird: You liar!

Reyen: Come on, you pansy!

[They continue fighting and Redbird chunks off Reyen's other arm.]

Redbird: Victory is mine! We thank thee, Lord, that in thy mer-

[Reyen kicks him over]

Reyen: Come on, then!

Redbird: What?!

Reyen: Have at you!

Redbird: You are indeed brave, sir Cleric, but the fight is mine!

Reyen: Oh, had enough, eh?

Redbird: Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left!

Reyen: Yes I have!

Redbird: Look!!

Reyen: Just a flesh wound.

[Reyen kicks him]

Redbird: Look, stop that!

Reyen: Chicken! Chickeeeen!

Redbird: Look, I'll have your leg!

[Reyen kicks him]

Redbird: Right! -He cuts his leg off-

Reyen: Right, I'll do you for that!

Redbird: You'll what?!

Reyen: Come here!

Redbird: What are you gonna do, bleed on me?!

Reyen: I'm invincible!

Redbird: You're a loony.

Reyen: The Whirlwind Dancer always triumphs! Have at you! Come on, then!

[Redbird cuts his other leg off]

Reyen: What... alright, we'll call it a draw. Oh, oh I see! Running away, eh? You yellow bastard, come back and take what's coming to you! I'll bite your legs off!

#reyen #redbird #god's willing #source: monty python

Artemis: I think we're missing something.

Tav: Teamwork?

Riley: Partnership?

Ithel: Help?

Riley: Cohesion?

Tav: A general sense of what we're doing?

Artemis: I was gonna say a plan but okay, point taken.

#ithel #riley #tavana #celestial opposition #source unknown #artemis

Riley: If you're a GOD, do you know what I'm gonna say next?

Ithel: "I wasn't gonna say that."

Riley: I wasn't gonna say that-! ...DAMMIT!!