Incorrect New Amsterdam

[incorrect-newamsterdam]

“would you fuck a clone of yourself?”

max: it’s basically the same as masturbating, right? so no big deal.

helen: it’s not like masturbating, it’s like fucking your twin. wrong bad.

floyd: i’d totally fuck my clone because i want to know if i’m good in bed.

lauren: i’d fuck my clone cause who would know better how to fuck ME than ME?

casey: not only would i have sex with my clone, i'd probably make a bunch of clones and just get it on with all of them at once because that's how pro clone-fucking i am.

iggy: you guys are nasty and i’m, frankly, a bit concerned.

[incorrect-newamsterdam]

lauren: leyla, what do idk, ly, and ttyl mean?

leyla: i don’t know, love you, talk to you later

lauren: ok, i love you too, i’ll just ask casey

[incorrect-newamsterdam]

karen, addressing the squad: and if you have any suggestions feel free to put them in the suggestion box

max: but – that’s just a trash can

karen: it sure is!

[kendrysaneela]

Lauren Bloom as Text Posts

[incorrect-newamsterdam]

iggy: how petty can you get?

vijay: i once edited a wikipedia article to win an argument i was wrong about.

[incorrect-newamsterdam]

Lauren and Leyla, looking into each others eyes lovingly as they hold hands and walk together: ...

Casey, behind them, grumpily: "Oh We'Re So HaPpY aNd In LoVe" Get fucked, both of you

[my-pain-level-is-jazz-hands]

haha quarantine sucks ass so here’s another bunch of new amsterdam alignment charts!! ✨ it seemed like you guys really enjoyed the last alignment chart post so here’s the next batch of memes >:”)

[my-pain-level-is-jazz-hands]

henlo everyone i’m currently dying of boredom and the 31°c weather so here’s your daily dose of new amsterdam alignment charts :”)

inspired by @incorrect-newamsterdam ! ✨

[incorrect-newamsterdam]

NO BC I JUST SAW THIS I LOVE IT AHHHHH

[incorrect-newamsterdam]

max: you still got a boyfriend?

helen: yeah :)

max: that’s great!! happy for you!!

helen: thanks max! i appreciate it!

max, mumbling: i hope her boyfriend dies

helen: man cmon

[incorrect-newamsterdam]

lauren: this is my wall of inspirational women

casey: thats just a photo of you

lauren: i am not afraid to admit that i often inspire myself

[incorrect-newamsterdam]

max, trying to flirt: i was arrested for being too handsome

helen: the charges were dropped because there was no supporting evidence whatsoever.

[incorrect-newamsterdam]

[incorrect-newamsterdam]

[incorrect-newamsterdam]

floyd: we all know you're in love with her

max: i'm not in love with helen, shut up

lauren: he never said who

max: ...

max: okay, hold on, JUST LISTEN-

[incorrect-newamsterdam]

lauren: ow! son of a bi-

max: *gesturing to luna* lauren! children!

lauren: -iscuit. son of a biscuit

max: nice save

lauren: yeah. fucking nailed it

[incorrect-newamsterdam]

cassian: i will not stand here and be insulted!

lauren: then stand somewhere else and i'll insult you there, i don’t care.

[incorrect-newamsterdam]

helen: can you do me a favour?

max: i would literally cover up murder you committed, plant my DNA at the crime scene, and take the blame for it if you asked to.

helen: can you wash the dishes?

max: no.