Getting My Shit Together, Promise

I've got a cool wife and an okay cat

[milclark]

[oknope]

I DON’T CARE HOW MANY TIMES I’VE REBLOGGED THIS IT WILL NEVER END

[hotdadcalendar-blog]

I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

[weetbixgod]

Babies have no concept of object permanence

[usefulnewt]

That’s one of the sickest burns I’ve ever read. 

[spicyathlete]

Somebody go to Walmart and some ointment cuz DAMN

[oosanbashi-deactivated20190503]

this may be the worst thing I have ever seen

[muttmom-deactivated20170503]

deep down i want this to be fake

[spicyathlete]

I'm so upset

[whattodowhenyouaredead]

[gjsjsifisjdkeoskhqudidbwjsidk-d]

'gay culture is' and 'self-care is' memes are almost identical

gay culture is self care

[lesbitchin]

self care is being gay

[fatboystuntz]

[mangopapi-deactivated20210928]

I’m logging off

[partyinjulespants-deactivated20]

WHY

[twolazytwolie-deactivated201809]

[scandal98]

😂😂😂

[mai-asrepressednerd-deactivated]

Scorpiooooosssss!!!!

[spicyathlete]

[booasaur]

Drumline (2002) 

[closedmindsdontlearnshit]

✊🏾

[brianadeshe]

This movie man! Lol

[queenoftongues]

That was my favorite part. Like, “Nah, nigga you do them.”

[spicyathlete]

Me

[saddest-cat-hours]

[zodiacatsea]

Could handle superpowers: SAGITTARIUS, Cancer, Taurus, Leo

Deserve superpowers but can’t handle it well: PISCES, Libra, Gemini, Virgo, Scorpio

Should not, by any means, have superpowers ever: CAPRICORN, Aquarius, Aries

[spicyathlete]

YALL AINT GOTTA @ ME THAT DAMN HARD

[phasered]

she straight up asked him if he’s the baby

[spicyathlete]

[tardis-impala]

spring cleaning!!! unfollow me if youre a terf, homophobic, biphobic, islamophobic, dont agree w the black lives matter movement 

[alternativeblkgal]

or think colorism doesn’t exist.

[mrloveballad]

^^^^^^

[spicyathlete]

Could've said it better

[hustleinatrap]

[spicyathlete]

Boy better be glad I do t walk out the house butt ass naked

[astrologie-blog]

Fall Out Boy Songs for the Signs

ARIES: Tell That Mick He Just Made My List Of Things To Do Today // Breaking hearts has never looked so cool, as when you wrap your car around a tree, your makeup looks so great next to his teeth

TAURUS: Centuries // Until you die for me, as long as there’s a light, my shadow’s over you, cause I am the opposite of amnesia, and you’re a cherry blossom, you’re about to bloom, you look so pretty, but you’re gone so soon

GEMINI: Miss Missing You // I will sing to you every day, if it will take away the pain, oh and I’ve heard you got it, got it so bad, cause I am the best you’ll never have

CANCER: Young and Menance // Oops I, did it again, I forgot what I was losing my mind about, oh, I only wrote this down to make you press rewind, and send a message: I was young and a menace

LEO: Bang the Doldrums // And I cast a spell over the west to make you think of me, the same way I think of you, this is a love song in my own way, happily ever after below the waist

VIRGO: Fame < Infamy // I am God’s gift but why would he bless me with, such wit without a conscience equipped, I’m addicted to the way I feel when I think of you, whoa, “There’s too much green to feel blue”

LIBRA: I’m Like a Lawyer with the Way I’m Always Trying to Get You Off (Me & You) // We’re the new face of failure, prettier and younger but not any better off, bulletproof loneliness at best, at best

SCORPIO: I’ve Got a Dark Alley and a Bad Idea That Says You Should Shut Your Mouth (Summer Song) // We’re the kids who feel like dead ends, and I want to be known for my hits, not just my misses, I took a shot and didn’t even come close, at trust and love and hope, and the poets are just kids who didn’t make it, and never had it at all

SAGITTARIUS: Death Valley // Cause we are alive, here in death valley, but don’t take love off the table yet, cause tonight it’s just fire alarms and losing you, we love a lot so we only lose a little

CAPRICORN: Tiffany Blews // Oh baby, you’re a classic, like a little black dress, you’re a faded moon, stuck on a little hot mess 

AQUARIUS: Hum Hallelujah // I thought I loved you, it was just how you looked in the light, a teenage vow in a parking lot, ‘til tonight do us part, I sing the blues and swallow them too

PISCES: Golden // Tongues on the sockets of electric dreams, where the sewage of youth drowned the spark of my teens, and I knew that the lights of the city were too heavy for me

[lgunity]

gay culture is trying to telepathically communicate to visibly gay people you see in public that you’re one of them

[spicyathlete]

me on may 2nd: i can't believe it's the anniversary of tonk and remus dying right after their son was born, of fred leaving his twin brother alone, of colin creevey dying too young...

also me on may 2nd: *throws confetti* SEVERUS SNAPE IS DEAD. SAYONARA BITCH. REST IN FUCKING PIECES YOU HUMAN SHIT.

[destinyrush]

Watch him get probation 

[humansofnewyork]

“She has the biggest heart.  Everyone sees her success as an athlete, but all of that is layered on the size of her heart.  She gives 100% of herself to everything she does: as a friend, as a lover, and soon, as a mother.”