So I'm leaving the posts below, purely because I was going to delete them, but they're pretty funny.
Anyway, the deserving bridges have been burned, and all posts from here on out will likely not have the same host of characters. They've been retconned just like those relationships, and are being replaced by bigger and better things.
So I guess this is a sort of revival, not that this was particularly alive to start with. There's a few new characters, so I'll describe them, along with the old characters who get to stay.
1. Felix Nikolla: A colossal dumbass. Blonde hair, blue eyes, lowkey Hitler's genetic wetdream. Mercenary with a few morals. INFP.
2. Layla (Inky) Darcell: Half a colossal dumbass. Black hair, grey/green heterochromia. Cannibal and serial killer, thinks those in law enforcement taste the best. INTP.
3. Rylee Darcell: Middle child of Fe and Inky. Nonbinary (agender), goes by he/him and they/them. Dirty blonde, green eyes. Whole crackhead energy, grows up to become a stripper with a love for a good crossfade. ESFP.
3. Mona Darcell: Eldest child of Fe and Inky. Black hair and blue eyes. She has all braincells of the kids, and becomes a mercenary like her father. INTP.
4. Athena Darcell: Youngest child of Fe and Inky. Blonde hair, grey eyes. The ditzy blonde who's smarter than you think. The most normal sibling, becomes an elementary school teacher. ISFP.
5. Niall Nikolla: Smelly vampy gay, the origin for all Nikolla. Long red hair, blue/green heterochromia. I'm gonna be honest, I don't know his MBTI. My best guess would be INFJ. Poly with Nemo and Ethan.
6. Nemo Eifa: Gay emo daddy twink. Platinum blonde hair he dyes black, green eyes. INTJ. The last and most current romantic and sexual partner for Niall.
7. Ethan Darcell: Lazy vampy gay, the origin for all Darcell. Messy, dull brown hair he rarely brushes and pale blue eyes. Trauma from being trans in imperial England. INFP. The first romantic/sexual partner for Niall, now poly with Niall and Nemo.
8. Kai Galen: Chubby house husband with social anxiety. Dark brown hair and hazel eyes. Please don't ask him anything important in public, you'll make him cry. ISFJ.
9. Frankie Nikolla: Big dead ghost bb. Brown curly hair and brown eyes. You've probably already made him cry, fuck you. Most likely INFP. Husband to Nyx.
10. Nyx Montago: Short, chonky bear wife. Long, brown, curly hair that may as well be a lion's mane, and brown hair. Seems like the sweetest and most patient, but can and will fuck shit up. INFJ.
I probably forgot some shit. I'll add to this if I need to.
Anyway, it's novel time with the bb. 👀👀👀
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